Ryker Shep 🐕🇬🇧
@RykerShep
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31, gayge, probably not using my brain 🔞 minors DNI, stay in school.
North West, England
Joined June 2017
Got a bunch of new followers over the weekend so: HII! I’m Ryker! :) I’m a G-Shep boi from the UK. I like cars, bikes, colognes and getting STRONK. I’m a friendly mutt, so if you wanna be pals and think you’d vibe with me, my DMs are open 📥
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Why is everyone who wants cuddles only accessible by air? Is this just a me thing?? WHY YOU ALL SO FAR AWAY?
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Tell ‘em you hurt your back. You’re gonna be walkin’ funny tomorrow anyway.
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Morning, puppy. Put a towel down and tell work you’re gonna be late.
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‘Fess up, puppy.
if you have 300+ followers on X dot com, there's a high chance that a secret mutual has a crush on you statistically
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Thanks for 1.6K guys, I’m glad you’re all ENJOYING MY CRIPPLING LONELINESS
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YEAH REAL FUNNY GUYS Im actively being trolled because of this fuckin tweet
*someone likes my Barq profile.* Brain: “fren to cuddle?” *checks location* Profile: “Mercury, Space. 73784792792 km away”
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Gotta be within walking distance because my ass don’t like trains
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I’m 6’3 and 230lbs, who wants to test this theory?
the bigger you are the better cuddles you give
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*someone likes my Barq profile.* Brain: “fren to cuddle?” *checks location* Profile: “Mercury, Space. 73784792792 km away”
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Unfortunately the only thing I’ll have between my legs today 💀
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My Valentine’s date 🫶 He’s hot, but I think he might try kill me one day.
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Did arms today. Working on being able to carry good pups like you.
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Morning, puppy. Need a Valentine’s Day hug? Just got out of the gym, sorry I’m a little musky.
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