Ryan Stiles
@Ryan__Stiles
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Husband to Brandi. Daddy to Megan, Mya, and Macey. Go Hoosiers!
Joined July 2012
I can’t remember where I left my wallet but I can sing every word to every song on Alabama’s Mountain Music album from 1982.
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Purdue all mad because they are getting called for obvious fouls they commit that never get called in the B10 season.
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When you order a Diet Coke and your server asks if Diet Pepsi is ok.
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Wife - “Don’t think I know the halftime act.” .Me - “Kendrick Lamar”.Wife - “I don’t know her.”.Me - “Him.”.Wife - “Oh.”.#SuperBowl.
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What if we just got rid of the 3 point line and played ball?.
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SEC - “Alabama would have ran 19 plays on an 11:00 drive.”.
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Special teams players continue to be the dumbest players on the field, game in and game out.
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Any chance Alabama, Ole Miss and South Carolina be down 21-0 before the first quarter was over at Ohio State right now?.
Alabama, Ole Miss and South Carolina would not be down 28-0 in the first half at Penn State right now. Zero chance.
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RT @CrimsonCast: Can someone translate this 14-0 Ohio State lead over Tennessee into a hypothetical SEC score for me?.
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Given the hypothetical world #SEC supporters live in, I’m 100% certain Ole Miss, Alabama and South Carolina could defeat ISIS, Russia and Iran.
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Even in the #CFBPlayoff, SEC hypotheticals never cease. Ole Miss lost to Florida and at home to UK. Bama lost to Vandy and blown out by Oklahoma. But, boy how both of them would whip Penn St or Notre Dame. 🙄 Loses have to mean something.
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Enough of the “Alabama should have been there.” They played WKU, South Florida, and Mercer. Got beat by Vandy and a bad Oklahoma team. #iufb got beat tonight, but give me a break on all the Alabama talk.
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I can’t think of anything more inexplainable in all of sports than dropping the football before reaching the goal line.
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