Ryan Zeitz
@RyanZComedy
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Comedian | Bipolar Babe | ADHDer | Die-Hard Blue Jays Fan | He/Him
Toronto, Ontario
Joined August 2019
The Paul brothers might be the most unlikeable duo on earth
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Why are there 8 nights of Chanukah? One night for each way of spelling Hannukah.
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My Chanukah candles are lit in remembrance of the 8 days I still had foreskin.
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As a comedian, I agree. It's rude and disrespectful to interrupt and talk through an entire set. However, this is an expected byproduct of pandering to uneducated bigots with his incessant stream of transphobic material. This is the new audience Chappelle has built for himself.
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We seriously need some laws to prevent MPs from blatantly lying like this.
1 year ago today we sounded the alarm. Now, the Liberal Party is trying to make it a criminal offense to read or share parts of the Bible.
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You'll never guess who this article is about... Baseball reporting during the offseason is 99% clickbait garbage. 🙄
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I get that the offseason is slow for content, but can we please do better than this? We have a shiny new pitcher you could churn out a half dozen articles about, and THIS is what you chose to put out into the world? C'mon now.
Pete Alonso is now more in play than ever for the Blue Jays after Mets-Rangers deal. https://t.co/bhABNQIBUe
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Worst take from this clown since he was simping for Trevor Bauer.
PREDICTION: Dylan Cease is going to get 𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝗽 in AL East ballparks. Go ahead and bookmark this.
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Gee I wonder what made Springer increase
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This has been a thing for well over a decade. Just wait until Mario discovers our money is made of plastic.
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Bill 9 is cruelty disguised as policy. Using the notwithstanding clause to block gender-affirming care for trans Albertans during Trans Week of Awareness is a disgrace.
While Albertans face real crises, Premier Danielle Smith is scapegoating trans and gender-diverse people with Bill 9, overriding Charter rights to push hate-filled politics. Canada’s unions won’t stand by. #cdnpoli #abpoli
https://t.co/oZlVZbMso2
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Schrodinger's Trump: Simultaneously a rapist and a pedophile until you release the files and confirm he's both.
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Nah, my timeline is still full of racists, grifters, and overall sacks of trash... Same as it's been since you ruined Twitter. Though in engaging with this tweet from someone who ticks all three boxes, I'm probably just training the algorithm to serve me more of this junk. 🤷
You should notice rapid improvements in the quality of your timeline almost every week, but there will be two steps forward and one step back at times. We are also switching advertising recommendations to use the same Grok/AI system as organic posts, so quality of ads will get
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You take PRIDE in identifying as a racist. Don't call black men monkeys, you racist twat.
@RyanZComedy @EvanBenet1 interesting how you can call me racist but can’t prove me wrong 😏
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If Aaron Judge had the exact same season as he did in T-Mobile Park, he'd have had an even MORE outrageous OPS+. So yeah, he still would have won MVP.
Aaron Judge had an amazing year and is one of the two best baseball players on the planet. But.. If Cal Raleigh had the season he had while on the Yankees and Aaron Judge had the year he had while on the Mariners -- who wins the AL MVP? Interesting to think about.
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Excellent AL MVP ballot! No notes. And we all appreciate the transparency, Keegs. Anyone hating on this ballot because Judge > Cal (especially those throwing childish insults) can kick rocks.
I was one of the 30 BBWAA voters for the AL MVP Award this season. https://t.co/MDdO0N4KF3 My full ballot: 1. Aaron Judge 2. Cal Raleigh 3. Bobby Witt Jr. 4. José Ramirez 5. George Springer 6. Tarik Skubal 7. Julio Rodriguez 8. Garrett Crochet 9. Nick Kurtz 10. Jeremy Peña
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@ShupeDre You’re the one sitting home thinking about me, the 1996 MVP in my town’s 7-And-Under league. Embarrassing moment for you, sorry.
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I hope this Epstein email finds you IN PRISON, you filthy fucking pedophile.
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The only kind of burnt I get as a white man is sunburnt. 🤷 Maybe you're just burnt out from being a miserable racist twat?
I’m completely burnt out from being a White man in Canada 🇨🇦 If you don’t understand this, you haven’t lived long enough to know how truly great this country once was.
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