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@RyanPoptart
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I wanna publish zines and rage against machines. Plant Based Complete Idiot. he/him
North Dakota, USA
Joined June 2010
🚨 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨 Who wants a Packers’ LB Micah Parsons jersey?!?! 🔥 Rules: 1. Follow @NFL_Talk_Sports 2. RT and Like this post 3. Reply with your favorite team
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If I order an uber and a driver-less Tesla pulls up, i'm absolutely taking a shit in that car.
Tesla owners will soon be able to turn their cars into ‘robotaxis’ The car will act like an Uber, driving itself to generate money for the owner
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Kross injecting the only bit of life into a Logan Paul vs AJ Styles Wrestlemania match. A man that isn’t even in it. If Kross doesn’t get more time in front of the camera soon it’s a travesty.
Karrion Kross is such a great promo. This video is another example of it 👇👇👇
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Lifetime’s “Jersey’s Best Dancers” is on TouchTunes for any lifers that need that information.
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If i can get one flenser band to Fargo, i can get them all. Chat Pile you’re next.
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I’ve had a week. But I hope to have a really good night with you. Come take care of your awesome bartenders that have been busting their ass for a week straight and see awesome punk rock from the Twin Cities and Fargo.
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Everyone watching The Phantom Menace in 1999: “Why does this matter? Tarrifs and blockades of trade routes in outer space?” George Lucas in 2025:
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When I see these in nature I kick them over so fast knowing some fuck ass wooks named cosmic carl and patchouli pete probably set it up.
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Won’t be using this much if at all going forward. What’s your Bluesky?
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burn bright is fucking dope. endless thanks to @Numberonejrio for creating something that brings so many people to milwaukee. two sold out years in a row. already can’t wait for year 3.
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u ever take a pic and ur like “damn … this is kinda serving album cover …….” like it’s THE pic. yeah show me those pls i wanna see them
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Anyone punched that nazi yet? We play shows in two weeks! Fargo and MPLS: 02.07.25 - The Aquarium - Fargo, ND 02.08.25 - Zhora Darling - MPLS, MN
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we are SO excited to announce FARTHER THAN EVER BEFORE A TRIBUTE TO TRANSATLANTICISM (originally by @dcfc ) 11 COVERS GOING TO CHARITY @thgtcsav Dying Whale @_Kofin
@funeralhomesss
@LikeFatherBand
@iwanchicago
@caregivertn
@dreamwellri
@hiddenmothersuk
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Has anyone asked the important question yet? When did Elon Musk join Pantera?
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