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Guitar @out4bloodhc @weallrot_ | Engineer 🎛️🎚️@francinedurst 💋
Minneapolis·33·San Diego
Joined June 2009
Lmk fam 💯
Anybody got a spell to make your hair grow long?
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We are so back
Just got given the meteora vinyl boxset 👏
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Getting betrayed by your own mouth and accidentally chomping the shit out of your cheek while chewing something delicious is top 5 worst things to happen to you in life.
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Yeah I can see why dudes wife has a boyfriend
I almost got robbed in a restaurant in New York yesterday Had a dinner with my wife and her boyfriend, the bill came to $47 I put down $48, telling waiter to bring my change The waiter stands frozen and tells me in a rude condescending way that in “America people tip at least
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you aint ever worked a 16 hour shift if you think you're gonna suddenly be too good for a pile of meat and carbs after one, idk what the fuck this is but it would not be strong enough to defend itself from me after a 9 hour shift let alone 16
You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?
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I have a job interview tomorrow that would allow me to simultaneously swap to the department I want and advance an entire position up. If you like me pray for me, if you don’t like me that’s to bad fuck you baby I’m getting this job and there’s nothing you can do about it 💯
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today is the best ive felt in 3 weeks!!! im coming for u, Gym >:)
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Sometimes you gotta hit the vintage hardstyle with your actual dog
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That extra hour of sleep tonight gonna hit the spot I can already feel it 😴
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Hotel TVs everywhere will just play static now
‘RIDCULOUSNESS’ has been cancelled by MTV after 14 years and 46 seasons.
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My car key broke off at the last O4B show so I’ve been rocking with whatever the fuck this thing is 👍
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