Holy crap! Now pitching for the #SavannahBananas, Number 50, Adam Wainwright! #stlcards . @UncleCharlie50

I wish they would've pulled the tarp before that last pitch. #STLCards.

Thank goodness Fedde pitches tomorrow. #sarcasm #stlcards.

I'm just saying Miles Mikolas must have some pretty serious dirt on the DeWitt family.

"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air. ". Oh, wait, never mind. It's just Mikolas giving up bombs on the Fourth of July at Wrigley. #STLCards #PleasePullHimAlready #DFA .#TheMilesMikolasExperimentNeedsToEnd.

Of course the Cardinals are getting swept by the Pirates. #obviously.

“Miles, I served with Sonny Gray. I knew Sonny Gray. Sonny Gray was a friend of mine. Mr. Mikolas, you're no Sonny Gray.” #StlCards

Do NOT be fooled. A lot of talk today about a #ceasefire between two warring nations. But this historic level of distrust & animosity is unrivaled and cannot be eradicated overnight. Mark my words: there will never, nor should there ever, be peace between #Cardinals & #Cubs fans.

#Trump #Iran

Bottom of the 10th, bases loaded, no outs, and they still can’t score. #Cardinals #SurprisedNotSurprised.

Do you need an ambulance?. Nah, I'm good. #OPLive

The Annie revival looks amazing. #TonyAwards.

Impressive.

"It's about dang time we had a Pope who speaks the right language." - Somebody, somewhere.

Be patient, Vatican-watchers. The Cardinals are notorious for being slow in the offseason. #Pope #conclave #STLCards.

RT @hochman: On this day in 1999. Two grand slams. Same hitter. Same pitcher. Same INNING.

RT @mashmatters: "I think that we shall never see / a podcast as lovely as episode 134.". (Yes, we know it doesn't rhyme.). Listen to the l….

Of course the Cardinals beat Paul Skenes. #obviously.

On the bright side, I have Devers and Rafaela on my fantasy team. #STLCards.