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Binge Runner/Binge Eater/Binge Talker Baseball is Life ⚾️

Virginia, USA
Joined December 2012
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@RunEatRalph
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2 years
Treadmill miles should count as 1.5 regular miles.
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@RunEatRalph
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2 months
A rapid fan voting system is needed to help refs make calls. Ridiculous how bad this has gotten even with all of the technological assistance.
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@RunEatRalph
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3 months
Josh Allen with that flip is like Shooter McGavin trying to swing like Happy Gilmore.
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@RunEatRalph
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3 months
Fantasy Football people I need you. Keeper league. 1/2 PPR. I am being offered Jeanty and a 2026 1st for Gibbs. Do I? @PFF_Fantasy @FantasyPros @DynastyDorks @MyFantasyLeague
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@RunEatRalph
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4 months
Flying to CA. Bootlegging special hamburger buns for my father. If that's not honoring thy father I don't know what is.
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@RunEatRalph
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4 months
No disrespect to Ekeler. Was being too dynasty brained.
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@RunEatRalph
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4 months
Alright @MatthewBerryTMR you are a Commanders fan and the master of fantasy. I draft tonight. Is it Bill or is it Rodriguez? 🙏
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@RunEatRalph
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5 months
Somebody in the marketing department of the Weighted Vest company is going to get a monster bonus this year.
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@RunEatRalph
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5 months
Goodbye to the man who got me off my ass and got me to take my vitamins and say my prayers. @HulkHogan
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@CurtisWenis
Curtis Wenis
5 months
would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
@nut_history
BaseballHistoryNut
5 months
Thanks for the music, Ozzy Osbourne - Rest easy
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@RunEatRalph
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5 months
Spite is my go-to for motivation.
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
Me trying to get offseason fantasy football trades done.
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6 months
Summer scars bring fall PRs.
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6 months
The reality is, we are all Fortunate Sons. 🇺🇸
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
Dave Wottle would like a word.
@TeamUSA
Team USA
6 months
Only fitting to share this today… The greatest Olympic comeback of all time. 🇺🇸
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
I honestly feel bad for Jon Gruden with this interview. Yikes.
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
Baseball fans: Check out this glove turned wallet I scored. The same @STLWizard glove I had growing up. Love it!
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
In a shoe world of rising stack heights, just give me a pair of Nike Frees please.
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@RunEatRalph
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6 months
Why do we categorize crazy people first and foremost by their political views now?
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@RunEatRalph
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7 months
Me, when I'm at work and see runners out the window.
@sciencegirl
Science girl
7 months
This horse waited his whole life for this moment
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@RunEatRalph
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7 months
Baseball is a child's game. I love it.
@SNYtv
SNY
7 months
Pete Alonso celebrated with his signature kick after winning the post-national anthem standoff with the Rockies' Zach Agnos 😂
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