Rubberturd
@Rubberturd
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Manufacturing “engineer” for roller coasters and retired hockey guy. Lived in more countries than states.
Joined December 2011
Am I the only one that has an insane urge to do too many sake bombs and hit a karaoke bar tonight? Like holy fuck
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I didn't believe Islam was taking over Minnesota until I saw the officer shoot that woman simply for driving a car
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Praising a woman for an abortion because she did what was best for her is like praising a dad who leaves his kid because he did what was best for him. But women aren’t ready for that conversation yet.
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Team Sweden must feel at home playing in St. Paul, what with all the Somalians. #WJC
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𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝟭𝟭: Win four tickets to see @utahmammoth vs. @Senators on Jan. 7, a team-signed Utah Mammoth hockey stick, and a one-night stay at the AC Hotel SLC! To enter: 1️⃣Follow @deltacenter 2️⃣RT 3️⃣Tag a friend *The winner will be DM'd on 12/20. *Signed hockey stick must be
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Seahawks currently hold the obscure record for most second-half turnovers by a team making a successful comeback.
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friggen Lee Harvey LaCombe
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I can’t wait til we have AI-driven robots that can hold a conversation and make you an omelette
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Hank was kind enough to read his new children’s book to some kids… and Bizzy Madison 😂📕
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The best gas station/convenience store in America is @Maverik and it’s not even close.
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No one talks about how the sharks have gotta be jacked the fk up 24/7 on exploding cocaine.
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Everyone is operating with a deep sense that they are fighting to survive in a temporary situation before some major cataclysm.
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The Ducks now have the league leader in goals (Gauthier) and the league leader in points (Carlsson), along with 5 players averaging a point per game. And they’ve just beaten FLA, DET, NJ, FLA and DAL in succession. #FlyTogether
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does halloween become a canadian national holiday if the jays win it tomorrow
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