I think the world would be much more peaceful if there weren’t religious beliefs. Just saying

Asked a coworker at that Christmas party does he like sports? He said I stopped liking sports when they started kneeling for the anthem. I’m the only black guy at the party. What should I say? He doesn’t know I have more black veterans in my family than I have white vets.

Officers were injured defending this Capitol on January 6th. And now eight Senators snuck in a MILLION-DOLLAR PAYOUT for themselves for being investigated for their possible involvement in the insurrection.

🚨NEW: Trump has removed Rear Admiral Kurt Rothenhaus from his post as the chief of the Office of Naval Research, replacing him with 33-year old former DOGE staffer Rachel Riley. She has no naval experience. RETWEET if you stand with Admiral Rothenhaus against Trump!

So wait, Trump “cut a deal” with China to: buy the soybeans they were already buying before the trade war, but now China gets advanced AI chips too?? Where is the win??

Kendrick Lamar spoke english and had a red white & blue theme. They got mad. Beyoncé spoke english and literally did a COUNTRY MUSIC half time show. They got mad. At some point you gotta just admit it got nothin to do with the language, and everything to do with you being a

🚨 ICE agents stopped a Colorado family at GUNPOINT, shattered a car window over their newborn, and ignored a mother’s screams: “There’s a baby in here!” They didn’t care. She shielded her infant from flying glass; ICE never showed a warrant, just said: “It’s at the office.”

@adammocklerr Benny hill edit… volume up!

Israel bombs a hospital to kill journalists, then bombs the rescue team retrieving their bodies. How many war crimes is that?

The DC Sandwich Party will go down alongside the Boston Tea Party as one of the great stands against tyranny in American history

How many TO does Naz have in this series?

Trump: "I love Canada. I have a lot of respect for the Canadians...You happen to have a very, very good hockey player right here on the Capitals, he is a big tough cookie too, just broke the record." Alex Ovechkin is Russian.

Anthony Edwards did not shoot a free throw in Game 3. He's had 6 FTA in the series. He averaged 6.3 per game during regular season -- 9th best. In 30 attempts in the restricted area he's drawn a foul just 3 times.

I turn on Fox News for a second and they are talking about 2 trans woman in a UK women’s pool 🎱tournament. #stockmarketcrash #thisisamerica

Who the F are these announcers? How is this a blown tire?? #gopherhockey @espn

Governor Hot Wheels has a ring to it.

“Praise Jesus, we successfully voted to take food and healthcare from poor people to benefit the rich. Amen.”

Christians who love Trump confound me. Is it the lies? Is it the fraud? Is it the sexual assault? Why do Christians love Trump?!? I don’t get it.

Trump and Musk, the face of the new Republican Party, have 18 kids by 7 mothers. #FamilyValues

I think it’s safe to say we shouldn’t pay Sam next year.

It’s JJ’s team next year. Can’t afford Sam and improve this defense.