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This had to be the best birthday gift ever.
@Sunneith
covered my favorite song and turned me into a music video (as the protagonist's ded wife, no less)
I lucked out with the most talented, thoughtful, amazing husband 🥹
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SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA, FIRST OF HIS NAME, SLAYER OF COMMENTATORS, WEILDER OF SWORDS!
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mfs will do everything but ban guns
Bulletproof safe room in American classroom in case of a mass shooting. Doubles as a dry erase board.
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bloody hell man. the state of the railways is depressing. you guys would've ripped the previous regime in half if you saw such dystopian shit 10 years ago. not a peep now.
This picture going to haunt me for a long time. This man standing on this pose on a UR compartment seperator for more than 24 hours on train no.12617 began on 11th April,24. One night passed, don't know how many nights he will stand like this. Felt very sad
@RailMinIndia
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I honoured the club after my own heart by working it into my wedding Mehendi. I love you
@ManUtd
💖
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When I last spoke to Moeen Ali for
#RCBUnplugged
, he said that players like him needed to step up and deliver for the faith the fans had in the team.
Let's just say that he sticks to his words
@RCBTweets
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the face of a man who would eat the likes of young, smalling and jones for fucking breakfast all by himself even today, at the tender age of 46
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Holy crap. This girl held for allegedly killing her adopted dad is wearing a tshirt that says 'papa ki pari'
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@Trevornoah
Yo, the Apu accent and joking about Bollywood when it comes to India became old last century. I'm surprised you didn't throw in a butter chicken joke alongside to make it the holy trinity of the stereotype Indian gag.
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Can't get over yesterday's Derby win 😍😍😍
Crazy times with
@ManUtdMumbai
We love you
@ManUtd
!
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i love this picture of douglas adams and
@neilhimself
so much. happy birthday, douglas! you'd have done so well in 2020
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this is so dystopian given that the PM was like a couple of kms away doing a roadshow while these guys had still not been able to extricate all the bodies from underneath that billboard. the value of human life in this country
Update 10, Mumbai Billboard collapse: 🚨
Bodies of two more Citizens were pulled out this morning by the rescue team.
60-year-old Manoj Chansoria and 59-year-old Anita Chansoria have been declared brought dead at Rajawadi hospital, said BMC officials.
16 Citizens have lost
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😍😍😍😍😍
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god said sachin-sehwag
I asked God who is the Best Couple in this World ?
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Imagine saying most of you have not experienced hunger to people of a country ranking 111 in the hunger index. While you voluntarily went on a hike. In Europe. Tone deaf ultra pro max
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Jya vyakti la apan call kela aahe, toh sampark kshetra cha baher aahe
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Literally the only man on earth that can make this disaster kit look good
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for real guys, how is everyone's moms calling this gutter ka paani? HOW?
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I GOT VACCINATED! Extremely smooth process, was informed of what to do, what vaccine in getting etc. Kudos
@mybmc
. In and out in 35 odd mins
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♥
In these times it’s imp to make everyone around u working tirelessly for u.. not related to u.. perhaps even unknown to u... to feel they are not alone and by themselves. Let’s just make sure we all do our little bit to look after each other. India and all Indians are One Family.
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Spoke to
@AarSee
and the very dignified
@gauravchopraa
about the controversial eviction of Swami Om
#bb10
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Everyone's already posted this but you just can't get enough of the ball of the century 💔
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I started photographing dogs in abandoned rickshaws
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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can't wait to watch this one!
The most fun I’ve had being interviewed. Thank u so much
@Letterman
for being so gracious and all happiness. U r a gentleman sir ! Also
@netflix
&
@NetflixIndia
for having me over at NY.
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it's always a beautiful morning after united's won a game. against liverpool makes my morning even better. cheers lads
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Aishwarya at Cannes, living the high life with world media swooning while Vivek Oberoi making memes on Twitter. Levels.
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mans actually put BACKGROUND MUSIC to this. sir pls
Visited and inspected the hoarding collapse accident site in Ghatkopar & oversaw the relief and rescue operations. The administration and NDRF team is speedily working here.
An inquiry is already being ordered into the incident. Strict action will be taken against the culprits.
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Hey
@Lays_India
, I know we're usually disappointed when we open a packet of chips but you've outdone yourselves this time. Exactly 4 chips in this pack
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actual therapists when influencers start charging 1.5k a pop to talk to them when they're feeling down
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🎶 Woke up this morning feeling fine🎶
Couldn't have imagined we'd be ending this year on second place. Onwards!
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Reverse uno vibes
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too cool!
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Klopp: “It was a strange game. Man Utd injuries cost us our rhythm.”
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hilarious story. we were to come back to bombay from our annual delhi trip. we head to the railway station and THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN TO ATTACH THE ENTIRE BOGEY WE WERE TO BE ON.
school/office must be resumed (i was about 6) so we booked a flight for the next day. and took pics
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If cardi B ever spoke they'd have to listen to WAP to research and heads would legit explode
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really hope
@fancode
can pick up some more non-PL/CL games. streaming was top notch, they have an app on jio STB and pay per view passes are amazingly priced
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Daaamn kids, Andhadhun is by far the best movie I've seen in a few years. Take a bow Sriram Raghavan,
@ayushmannk
. Tabu is ♥️
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just ask for pocket money like the rest of us
A 27-year-old man from India, wants to sue his parents for bringing him into this world without his consent. Raphael Samuel is an anti-natalist, they believe people should abstain from procreation as giving birth without asking for consent is morally wrong
#PlanetHaaibo
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Oh my god,
@iamsrk
is hands down the funniest guy in Bollywood. I'd pay for a podcast where only he talks
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luis diaz, put some respecc on sattu supari's name
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some good news in this bleak timeline: managed to convince my 91 year old granny to get her first shot of vaccine today! went through the process like a champ
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how do they tweet this when frank lampard, ole gunnar solskjaer and zinedine zidane are currently managers?
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anyone: matlab?
my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
me: MATLAB MERA LAVDA
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Watching
@RanveerOfficial
's interview with anupama chopra and goddamn, I'm in love. Willing to forget he's an arsenal fan too. 😍😍😍
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yo, 1897 called. they don't want you back either
What some young people term as "mental illness" is often just a culmination of bad life choices and their inability to get their shit together.
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@bhairavigoswami
bhairavi, it's okay to use your grey cells once in a while before tweeting, you know. better still, it's totally okay to not tweet if you don't have anything productive to add to a narrative. the only one who seems to want their 5 mins of fame with a ridiculous POV is you.
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the only reason why y'all don't like kaju katli is because you've only had shit ones. find yourself better halwais. don't @ me
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Swiggy guy: ma'am A wing?
Me: yes A wing
[10 mins later]
Swiggy guy: ma'am which wing?
Me: A wing
[20 mins later]
Swiggy guy: Haan ma'am I'm in B wing
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LET HIM PLAY
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Maxi was the first to welcome me to the family. He did so by climbing onto my bed and curling himself up in a ball, sitting on my feet. No amount of polite moving away of my legs, because I thought he was probably uncomfortable, would deter him. 1/9
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schrodinger's bhakt:
don't paint a bad picture of india, the west will have a bad impression of the country
"you western fucks don't understand the intricacies of the indian problems so stop reporting news about it. you're all wrong"
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Twitter, I'm moving back to Bombay! (for real) Please help me find a job?
I have been a features writer, a chief sub, and a senior editor. I'd love to look at publications that would want me on board for features.
Please RT!
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Nonsense school monitor behavior. Khud ka kuch lena dena nai hai faaltu govt side dikhana hai apna. Are you extending this same courtesy to sadhvi pragya who created ruckus on board spicejet? Please do if you really mean this rap on knuckles bakwas
#FlyAI
: In view of the incident onboard
@IndiGo6E
, Air India wishes to inform that conduct of Person concerned is unacceptable.With a view to discourage such behavior onboard flts, Mr Kunal Kamra is suspended from flying on any Air India flt until further notice.
@HardeepSPuri
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This hot guy slid into my DMs a few years ago and invited me to his gig on 22 Feb. And then we also got engaged on another 22 Feb. Awesome day, yeah ☺️
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