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Roland Wank

@RolandWank

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Alcohol Enthusiast. Named after an illustrious architect. Poorly manered and invariably wrong. Toiling at the edge of art and tech.

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Joined March 2017
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
3 years
I'd wirehead.
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@RolandWank
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2 months
MacOS is not a serious operating system.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
3 months
Oh fuck. She cooked.
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@masantedabord
Ma santé d'abord 🐭
3 months
« La nouvelle technologie ARNm transforme votre corps en nano-usine. Il s'agit d'une escalade considérable par rapport aux premiers prod. géniques contre COVID. On nous dit que c'est sans danger mais ces particules complexes qui s'auto-assemblent constituent un terr. inconnu »
@newstart_2024
Camus
3 months
New mRNA tech turns your body into a nano-factory. It's a massive escalation from the first COVID shots. We're told it's safe, but the complex, self-assembling particles are uncharted territory.
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@DearS_o_n
Dear Son.
4 months
Men, is this enough?
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@Nero
MILO
6 months
Lauren didn’t just blurt her story out. She waited to share her harrowing ordeal in the right format: Hardback.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
7 months
There’s a lovely irony here to note that it’s taking a while for @OpenAI’s O3 reasoning model to actually make sense of the current slate of models, painfully go through the docs, and to understand what they do and how they differ. La mise en abyme.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
10 months
It didn’t Ghibli. 🙁
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
11 months
I support technology in the film industry. the @Hailuo_AI AI video models are way more useful than pretty much anything else on the market. They produce useful clips. American models need to catch up fast.
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@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
11 months
@DOGE Uhmmmmmmm WHAT?!?!? “$52mm for the World Economic Forum”
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Trusted GPU died. I Made $250K with it. Peace.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Yeah… I guess the Chinese AI models aren’t going to be of any value any time soon. 🥸
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Getting totally lit (sending) to deal with the extensive in-laws clan. Anyone else?
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Reality wins the day. The Guardian mocks Elon’s support for AfD in Germany whilst the headline story is one of a terrorist attack by an Islamic immigrant. But sure, he’s wrong… @bronzeagemantis, @CityBureaucrat, @FistedFoucault
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Hey @Apple The fact that I have to sign in the app store to download the most insignificant of utilities is so, so, so fucking annoying. This can be the new normal of computing. Be braver. Let us work. Stop putting so much friction.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Oof. Nice.
@astonmartin
Aston Martin
1 year
Finished in bespoke 'Wacoda' multi-layered Chromoflair paint, uniquely crafted for the owner. With Q by Aston Martin, dreams become reality. Valour https://t.co/1XsTC0v4Iw. Photography by Miller Motorcars. #AstonMartin #Valour #ForeverFearless
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@IanCarrollShow
Ian Carroll
1 year
Starting world war 3 two months before leaving office is treason. And everyone involved should be tried as such.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Gallons of liberal bleach shall be drunk.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
Hey @OpenAI can we please have folders to sort our conversations rather than one long list? Thank you.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
The current @guardian website has the top four stories trying to shame, criticise and demean Trump. Shut up fucksticks. The election is in America. Not in Little Britain.
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@RolandWank
Roland Wank
1 year
I’m 41. And I still would rather use email than Slack or any instant messenger. Anyone else?
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