Rogue Shoten
@RogueShoten
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Just your average 50-something motorcycling, mountain-biking, rave-attending cybersecurity professional living in Japan. Plus, I use the F Word a lot.
Tokyo-to, Japan
Joined August 2015
It’s normal for workers in restaurant kitchens to use knives, Jack.
You can see the knife in his hand, Doug
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What I would be doing right now if I had bitched out and left Japan back in 2020
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New use case for level 4-5 autonomy: identifying dumb cops
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I don’t get why anyone is acting like the current republican hypocrisy on free speech is a surprise. In the past they only complained when one of theirs was silenced. Real 1A defenders would protest anyone being silenced.
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I think I just came across a star in the making. I’m at @fujirock_jp and heard this voice on one of the stages…followed it and joined a crowd that formed for a soundcheck. A. Fucking. Soundcheck. She’s @hanahope_2022, and she’s really good.
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I’ve been looking for a new certification to get…
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Here's the thing. When a browser, an app, or a website encourages you to turn on an awesome feature, it's almost always because a lawyer who understands the feature said "whoa, we're gonna be in real trouble if we don't have consent". In other words,
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Reading these terms makes me deeply ashamed to call myself an American. This is what the majority of my fellow countrymen voted for.
The Telegraph has got its hands on a copy of the contract that the US tried to make Zelenskyy sign last week. Here are the terms that were proposed. They amounted to US economic colonisation of Ukraine. ⬇️
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After firing literally everyone in Japan apparently Twitter figured out that it’s hard to have business in Japan without having a business in Japan. So now they’re hiring…but let’s just say that there isn’t much interest in working there now. Nice job, you dumb fucks.
We are looking for great talent who is driven + data-oriented and loves to work with data in our Ad Research Team. JP fluency + Business English fluency https://t.co/RSNzEIK3hP
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She doesn’t need the Fashion Police…she needs Fashion SWAT
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Me, frantically looking through medical journals for the funniest answer possible
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This definitely warrants our attention.
This is a fake post about the real reason for the Uk riots! Watch as I weave a story about how the real cause is the lizard people…the tale will show how indeed the truth… 1/98483982929 🧵 (Can people please like and share, I want to see if something works)
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Was just watching stage 13 of the #TourdeFrance2024 , and saw the peloton pass through huge sprawling fields of sunflowers. I had no idea that it routes through Ukraine this year!
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Wow, when they said Trump had a big crowd come out to see him in the Bronx they weren’t kidding! Look at all those people…
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So that’s how a billionaire writes a suicide note…
Elon Musk announces that Twitter/X is undergoing a purge to eliminate bots and trolls.
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Look at the bright side…they’ve started embracing facts again!
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Hah! strcpy() is for wusses. PRINTF(), BITCHES!
Ignore the white house. Use gets() and strcpy(). Be a man. https://t.co/Aqfh4YBHDH
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Respectfully yours…
“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
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“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
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