Generation X is weird. These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities. Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

Age approximate of Comus: #RexComus

In Comus, they all dress up. #RexComus

WHERE ARE THE HEADS!? #RexComus

HERE COME THE RACISTS! #rexcomus

Are those fishing lures on her dress? #RexComus

It's like looking into the grand canyon #rexwife #RexComus

For all you first timers, no, these names just don't exist in Hollywood college comedies as villains. THESE ARE REAL NAMES! #RexComus

HAIL YOUR SAVIOR, PEASANTS! #RexComus

"here some music for y'all back from the era when coloreds knew their place! Ah, the memories!" #RexComus

Here we go! #RexComus

Bro, that devil dog fibbing. The only time POG band members are combat ready is when they have to fight to get the best seat on the bus for the trip to wherever they're performing next. #RexComus

Adler needs to bump up her sacrifices of local poor people so she can drink the blood and get some more color in that skin. #RexComus

You guys, we're all going to be seriously drunk before the ball even starts. #RexComus

Y'all, stop making fun. This is serious historical business for these white people. #RexComus

My wife and I are gonna be very drunk tonight. #rexcomusbingo #RexComus

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