🌎“WHO’LL BE PRESIDENT?” Keiki are blissfully unaware Kids don’t really care. Why? Na honua o ka kamali’i revolves around their makua, not mo’i The world of a child of God should revolve around Our Heavenly Father, not earthly flag-bearers. #politics #parenting #MondayManao

✝️A WELL REGULATED ÉΚΚΛΗΣÍΑ Teacher: Martin Luther became a ______? Student #1: Priest! T: Before that. Student #2: Pope! T: No. S2: Wasn’t it religious? T: Yes. it begins with the letter ‘M’ S1: *supreme confidence* S1: MILITIA [ Onward Christian Weekend Warriors ]

NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service https://t.co/0jw9ZMSmYd

2026: Former McDonald’s worker has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for ousting an evil narco-terrorist-dictator.

⚡️The Force is Male again. #KathleenKennedy

⚡️ I just felt a great disturbance in the galaxy’s Wo[r]ke Force. #StarWars

“—[B]e sure your sin will find you out.” This principle applies to nation-states as well. It not only provides a grand context for human history but great comfort as well. DAN 12:10 #GodisSovereign

⚡️ Give an intergalactic Nobel Peace Prize to whoever exiled Kathleen Kennedy’s woke from the Star Wars universe.

You know what’s infinitely more important than this ridiculous “interracial” dating controversy resurfacing? (an enormous misnomer, by the way)

👹“TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR —AND ASSERT DOMINANCE.” Dad: So—*feeling niele* D: —at church Sunday did you guys D:—greet the cute Korean boy visitors? Anon. Daughter 1: ok, wow, really, Dad? Anon. Daughter 2: I shook all of them. AD2: I mean, I #shook (?) uuuh— AD2:—I *shaked*

A former McDonald’s employee just liberated the entire country of Venezuela. Believe in yourself.

👹#GGMU If Trump could just Maduro the Glazers, appoint Roy Keane, that’d be cool #GlazersOut

🧠Thought Experiment: how would we all feel if Trump had Maduro’d say—Putin? #Ukraine

👹Roy Keane for Manchester United gaffer.

🎄LEGO has official Santa Claus, Home Alone, and even Star Wars on the planet Hoth sets but still not a single Nativity set with Mary, Joseph, and the baby Jesus. In other news, go support @nativitybricks & @biblebricksofficial #TheologyThursday #kidtheology #LEGO

🔔 TOLKIEN COMMUNITY NOTE: The Fellowship of the Ring left Rivendell on their quest to destroy the One Ring on December 25th, 3018 of The Third Age. They departed from Rivendell, which was home of Elrond Halfelven and an elven stronghold, and among the 9 members of the

🎄TALES FROM MIDDLE EARTH 101: Noelani: Why do the boys have long hair? Uncle Cyril: Because they're Elves. N: …why are they there? N: It's not even Christmas [ “IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS.” ] #LOTR #KidTheology #MerryChristmas #tolkien #elflivesmatter #thechroniclesofNEEKM

𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪 What’ll be your story? All I want mine to be is “To God Be All The Glory” #newyearsresolution

🔥#OleloNoeau For what is your life? It is even like one firecrackah Da kine no burn forevah Bumbai all pau (Kimo 4:14) #HauoliMakahikiHou