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Punta Cana 2019. #nachoandencarnacion featuring @JoshBranas as hand model with fork then bread

Nothing wrong with wearing makeup to the gym. Do whatever ya gotta do to get there. ...I can't wear it though... I sweat too much...

Projects and stuff! New floor and a husband that does the work of three men around our home @ Monaca, Pennsylvania

Watching fetal ultrasound on House M.D. Josh says, "What if we made fetal toys." ...I asked, "Do you swallow them?" "Yes! And then the baby plays with them." We are going to have such smart kids. @JoshBranas

Dario: "teach a woman to vibrate and she will learn to fish. Teach her how to appreciate and love her body and she will vibrate forever" @djampetro

This is the set of brandsanderson #allomanticmetals ornaments that I hand painted for @JoshBranas ! They are about to go on our nerd tree! @ Monaca, Pennsylvania

they say it's the little things in life that count but I've never seen a baby do math

"Do you want cheese with your wine? I have Swiss..." @djampetro

I thought New Orleans was a state. @JoshBranas teased me... until I got even. Now we are both idiots laughing hysterically at ourselves and each other.

We live in an age of advanced medicine where we can place a catheter shunt percutaneously for a fetus with congenital hydronephrosis IN UTERO ...but babies the same age can be discarded by choice. We fight so hard to save them- but just the ones we want. #probaby AND #promom

Tolkien always pops the cherry

In my family we’ve stopped calling it Christmas and we have started a tradition of honesty by rightfully referring to it as ‘The Boardgame Exchange’

I found out yesterday that out of the six ice cube trays in our freezer @JoshBranas, my boyfriend, has a favorite set of three that “make better cubes”

“I’ll protect you from the karates, bubba” @JoshBranas

Uncle Carl’s childhood memory, “frost on the ground, going out to bring the cows in...” @JoshBranas takes over,”warm cow pies on the ground... Shit sandals”

My coworker talking about my love of #BeautyandtheBeast : “because you’re like little Belle or whatever. Yeah.”

On the occasions where it seems like my #coffee may spill on my way to work, I reach for it and endearing refer to it as my nectar of life. Nothing could be more appropriate in that moment of fear and adrenaline. Nothing more precious

“What about the shape of a hammerhead shark’s head? Let’s talk about that for a minute.” @JoshBranas

Why blind trust never works out. Where my nuggets at