Ritchie Neville
@RitchieNeville
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Member of @itsfiveofficial, father, producer, actor, Aston Villa. Love pork crackling.
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Joined October 2009
Has anyone met someone who bought an air fryer and then hasn’t proceeded to mention said air fryer at every opportunity? 😂
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£532,000 to rebrand this logo That’s what the govt. spent. £532k to move a dot up and change one colour The U.K is falling apart, we are taxed to oblivion, and half a mil is wasted on this This is FIFTEEN nurses salaries for an entire year for a job A.I could have done in 30
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The police turned up for this Keir “1984” beach art. You couldn’t write it. 😂😂
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We hired Brian as a spokesperson. He showed up thinking he's our CFO. Now he insists on proving himself in Flatiron Plaza on October 14th. We couldn't talk him out of this. RSVP here—someone needs to witness this.
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If you can’t fly, run, if you can’t run, walk, if you can’t walk, CRAWL. But whatever you do. Keep moving.
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@RitchieNeville 💯 accurate. They always sell these things under the guise of protecting you. Those who sacrifice freedom for security will end up with neither.
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Whatever positives they dress this Digital ID up with do not be fooled. It will creep over time to be a control mechanism that they have wanted for a very long time. Look at China’s. Limiting groceries, travel and taking more freedoms. I won’t be buying the bullshit. Resist.
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Confession, when people come in the gym and do ridiculous things with weights and machines that are more likely to injure them than train any muscle in their body it goes through me and REALLY annoys me 😂
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Ok. Just musing but…..if there are happenings that main stream media avoid and don’t report on and then social media on happenings is curtailed then a) they probably loved it when it was just legacy press and b) the whole story is not being allowed to be told. Therefore hidden.
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If Ya Gettin’ Down (The Down Under Remix) 🇦🇺🇳🇿😂 Australia and New Zealand, get your tickets at 11am today on https://t.co/AXA8LLq8KV!
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WE’RE HEADED DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺🇳🇿 The Keep On Movin’ Tour is coming to Australia and New Zealand in May 2026! Tickets go on sale Friday 29 August at 11am local. Sign up at https://t.co/AXA8LLq8KV for special access to Tuesday’s presale tickets 🤘
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Girls: Have one of these in your bag wherever you go. You never know when you'll be struck with period pains etc. Be careful not to get any in your eyes though, it's almost like being pepper sprayed- which you MUSTN'T carry because that's illegal in the UK.
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To everyone who wished me a happy birthday today thank you for putting me in your thoughts and I hope you had a great day too, been lovely reading your messages 💙
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