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I'll fight you but only if you read my masters thesis π¦Ύπ»π
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Joined April 2008
This book once got me laid in less than 18 pages and they're small pages
I'm trying to put more hopeful and alive art into the world. Otherwise I'm helpless. My book of dirty stories is weird and dirty and kind. Read it to yourself in bed. Or put it in the hands of someone who needs it and never speak of it again! https://t.co/h3EFjP8Hkz
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In honor of International Womenβs Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Just wrapped up what was possibly the most tragic therapy session of all time and idk how to not immediately run away from work forever
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Day ten of no smoking. Please clap. Fucking applaud. Fucking bow the fuck down motherfuckers!!!! #smokemonster
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All while working as a therapist and managing a whole caseload of other folks' emotions. Someone should give me a fucking medal.
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Going thru 2 breakups while falling hard for someone else is the wildest emotional whiplash that I need to remind myself I totally signed up for. Poly life is a trip. Thank god I'm an Aries.
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Nothing is a coincidence
π²| Taylor Swift celebrating Opalite finally getting number #1 'might go buy a giant pretzel at the mall to celebrate, iykyk' National Pretzel Day is celebrated on the same day as Lesbian Visibility Day.
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What is this sorcery
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No Non-Complimentary Comments Allowed about my gay-ass necklace that makes me wanna f-slur myself in the good way It was a gift from someone I think might be crushin on me uwu
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*my Darling* took these pictures of meee teehee do u think she likes meee
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What people don't understand is it never used to be this bad. Even the tunnels under the Internet used to be well-kept by their inhabitants. Radscorpions were trained by diligent owners and didn't need leashes. There was a sense of community.
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me adding bits of lore to my backstory to tell strangers in the smoking area
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Should I instigate a secret workplace tryst*? Y/N (*doc hottie π©Ί keeps calling me cute and it would sure make going to work more fun)
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I haven't smoked a cigarette in three days, please clap. #smokemonster
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