I felt Bowie's spirit guiding me with this one. Scored some belters in my time but this was ethereal.

Me: *struggling to fit my arcade stick backpack in the airplane’s overhead bin* Random guy behind me: “Maybe if you played on pad this wouldn’t be a problem.” Me:

Not one of Take That's best.

Here’s that story, what a world

Fell into a rabbit-hole of reading about the bin Laden assassination and the most memorable bit was OBL owning a 9/11 conspiracy book. The Guardian did a follow-up asking 9/11 truthers about this, and the response was: OBL died in 2001/2 anyway, the raid was a lie.

I’m sure I read a sci-fi short story along these lines once.

Found the hunter’s workshop IRL. Bloodborne gives Gehrman quite a few ‘agricultural’ touches, always felt the implication was he was a farmer / labourer before it all kicked off.

My six year-old has just demonstrated the floss dance. I said do you know what that dance is called. “It’s the floss daddy, would you like me to teach you?” That’s it, I’m out.

Love the Welsh accent, irresistible. I’m on some train and a lady’s berating her hubby “just gerron goog-al an find et boy.”

It sucks being a valet in GTA Online https://t.co/3ZWAMtDZ2H

How can I enjoy the taste of such a lunch, knowing how completely I have been screwed. I even said “cheers mate” to the man when I bought it. Well not his fault is it. Rank villainy in sandwich shop form.

Just bought a baguette and bottle of water from Upper Crust: £7.50. Thieving robbing larcenous good-for-nothing half-inching pilfering bar stewards.

Galaxy brain: Seaman.

@MarshDavies @RichStanton Allegedly Michelangelo snuck in a self-portrait with his:

A rather metal pic of Saint Bartholomew holding his own flayed skin and the flensing knife used to do it. I suppose at least his tormentors listened when he cried out ‘not the face!’

I thought it'd be fun to chat a bit about my work as Art Director on the Destiny 2 expansion cinematics, working with the fabulous Axis Animation. Getting to work on Destiny was a dream come true, and I am so proud of the work we did ♥️ @axisstudiosgrp @Bungie @DestinyTheGame

LRT: I have literally never considered that ‘my’ side of the bed is only an illusion. Tonight my partner shall learn! Me: “let’s switch sides tonight!” Her: “no.” Me: “ok.”

15 minutes with you? Well, I wouldn’t say no.

He’s always been something of a controversialist and so to an extent I put some of his nuttier moments down to that: ‘getting in the papers’, so to speak, when a new album’s out. But it’s so clear by now he just holds some deeply wacky Little Englander views. It’s not an act.

A genius brought low by his own hubris. I got 100 pages into his Autobiography and sacked it off, he’s a terrifically bad prose writer. His wider opinions now... tbh I just cringe whenever I see a headline on the Guardian with ‘Morrissey’ in it. Never good. Makes me sad.