Snakes on a Darkling Plain
@RhysMaliphant
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All opinions, but particularly the foulest ones, are explicitly those of my employer. (disclaimer: no, they're not) 🏴
London, England
Joined April 2015
🚗🚙🚕🏎️🚐🛻🚚🚛 a question, for work. what is your favourite motorway service station, and why? what is your least favourite, and why? please reply in as much detail as possible. release your inner services freak here
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my book is out in one month! here are some things people have said that i'm really happy about! oioi, let's fucking go, things of that nature!
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🧵/ My brilliant friend has set up Abort Mission 🚀 - a fundraising group committed to raising money for abortion rights charities in the US and Europe. They’ve been shadowbanned on Instagram, reported, and prevented from even using the word “abortion” in captions/stories.
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Hello! I am looking to speak to men - particularly in their 20s and 30s - who have run into reluctance by doctors to give them a vasectomy. A bit niche so please do retweet, I would very much appreciate it
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❗️PLEASE DON’T HATE ME❗️ I was given the very impossible task of picking 10 Kate Bush songs, a starter pack if you will, to whet the Bush appetite of new fans. Truly a joy, and thank you @GQMagazine - I hope you enjoy. https://t.co/ZX2SXUeTTt
gq-magazine.co.uk
Fresh off of her resurgence to the top of the charts following Stranger Things' “Running Up That Hill” needle drop, Elise Bell dives into Kate Bush's deep cuts
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After our last evening of drinks and readings at Reference Point was struck down by Omicron, we're very excited to announce a new date: FRIDAY MARCH 25: https://t.co/R5oJ7VCEKL
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🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰 I am looking to speak to as many people as possible who have had experience working as front of house staff or in the kitchen at Copenhagen’s fine dining restaurants, for a story. It can be anonymous. Please share!
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Well, the worst thing you can imagine is happening right now to the best mural in Cardiff. Covered up for a burger ad. Please contact us @McDonalds so we can salvage some good for the amazing young people of our city.
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This should be, in the context of this thread, being shouted from the rooftops.
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🚨 Job vacancy 🚨 Do you want to lead on consulting high-carbon workers to plan for a just transition in the North East? 👩🏭🛠️ Join Energy Democracy Project + the NTCA Mayor's team to plan for the good, green jobs of the future 🌳✊ Deadline 25th Jan 👇 https://t.co/89g8ofue9k
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my friend made this but said his twitter is too professional for him to tweet it, and i think other people deserve to see artwork of this calibre
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"A Michaelangelo wet dream in bronze"
Honoured to be reviewing the first week of #LoveIsland for the @Independent - in which I go off on a tangent about ~Brad~ and the importance of small dogs.
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I wrote a 3,300 word ranking of almost all the men of Line of Duty, from least to most hot. Enjoy. https://t.co/0UCuPwX6CK
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With myself and my partner unable to see each other due to the oncoming third wave of the pandemic, we did what any self respecting…
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Inauguration J Lo is dressed as the ghost of Prince
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