Honestly one of the best threads I’ve had the pleasure of enjoying.

@JesterJum Minor issue though...Since swimming is always the first round of a triathlon, it may also become the elimination round for you.

@JesterJum Sharks are not interessted in sportsmanship. The first part of a triathlon is swimming, so the shark would simply eat you. Fun fact: Eat your opponents is always a safe way to win a competition.

@JesterJum Is the swim or run first tho? Details that matter.

@JesterJum My money is on you, - everyone knows Sharks are crap cyclists!

@JesterJum The problem is the swim happens first. And sharks cheat.

@JesterJum Dude, I’ve out-cycled so many sharks in my day. You’re stressing for no reason.

@JesterJum The question is who will take a bigger lead you running or the shark swimming. That will be the difference in the cycling 😂

@JesterJum Swim is first…shark ensures you never get to see the bike 😬

@JesterJum If the cycling track is downhill, i would bet on the shark. Because aerodynamics.

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@JesterJum This is peak human logic. Shark: "I dominate water" You: "Bet" Bike decides the fate of the planet now😭

@JesterJum Since the swimming section is first, it would all come down to whether or not the shark was hungry.

@JesterJum THAT wins today thanks 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

An older guy was hitting on me and asked my age, I told him to guess (I do this because it exposes early if they’re attracted to teens) and he thought I was 19-23. I asked him his age, he’s 45. Then I asked him why he’s attracted to underdeveloped girls. He got mad at me. Lol

A shark can swim faster than me. I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon against a shark, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Bro😭😭

So tonight I learned that my great-grandmother (who passed NINE years ago) had made a lovely outfit for my first baby girl (who was born EIGHT years ago). My mom had it, and had forgotten about it until now and it’s a good thing I’m having one more baby and it’s a girl!

Aww

I had to get up to be on a zoom call at 7 am. The guy hosting the call is a known as 💩head and does micro aggressions to women of color. He read the name of the new girl, who has a very cultural name. He scoffed and said “that’s a mouthful, do you have a nickname?”She said “No,

@emiliesopinions Her and Panagarry get away with murder. Clark fends off players, constantly does off the ball obstruction and Panagarry loves an in the back shove but acts innocent to the umpires!