How much rancid green ooze has to be sizzling through your brain to make Rob Reiner's tragic family murders about YOU? Trump is the sickest person alive.

One of the best guys you'll never know died in a bike accident Friday in Pebble Beach. I met Seth Pollack in high school in Boulder and he remains the most giving, engaged, unafraid person I've ever known. He dedicated his life to helping people. What a mensch. Love you, Seeder

Trump is giving farmers crushed by his tariffs a $12B bailout. That's like somebody running you over w/ their truck and giving you free crutches. #StopTrump

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This is the chart of his senior year.

Here are the facts about Donald Trump's high school baseball career, when he says he was "the best player in NY." ... Soph year: 0-10 (.000) Jun year: 2-9 (.222) Sen year: 1-21 (.047) The man is one giant sack of bullsh*t. Research by https://t.co/soJ4L7KNIH

He campaigns on lowering prices then says the affordability crisis is a "hoax." He campaigns on releasing the Epstein files then says Epstein is a "hoax." He campaigns for the Nobel Peace prize then murders boat people 3000 miles away. The only hoax is Trump himself.

He blows up drug boats in Venezuela without evidence but wants to pardon a convicted coke kingpin who coated America in drugs. Our country is run by an utter fool. #StopTrump

If you think Trump's gold-splattered office is tacky, you should see his apartment in Trump Tower. I've been there. It looks like Midas hurled. It true. You can't buy class.

Update: Mall Krampus Just Nick Nolte

Ha! Trump adds about 10 every time he brings this up. Problem is, he hasn't actually won any. None. You beat Trump, he throws you out of the club. It's like when you let your toddler beat you in a foot race. He thinks it's real. #CommanderInCheat

We started a War Dept + we're killing our Education Dept. We're building a ballroom the size of the SuperDome but people can't afford rent. We've got a prez w/ 34 felonies but we're busting hotel maids back to Mexico. What kind of F'd up country is this now? #TrumpFascism

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If Trump were drowning, I'd throw him a piano. #Felon47

But no Whistling Straits is criminal.

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I've played 44. Golf is a great job.

Grocery prices are not down, they're up. He's lying. Gas is not down, it's up. He's lying. He's not going to give you a check for $2000. He can't. He's lying. The Epstein files aren't a hoax. He's all over them. He never stops lying. #TrumpLiesMatter

You're blaming the guy they bone-sawed into little pieces? GFY Trump.

If he had nothing to hide he'd have just released the files months ago. No vote needed, you scam artist.

Hurray! Trump gave you a document! Trump gave us insane inflation, a dying dollar and $7T more debt! Historic!

What kind of president goes to court to keep from feeding his poor? Trump. What kind of billionaire gets both his university + his charity shut down for fraud? Trump. What kind of hypocrite gets convicted of 34 felonies + yet deports your gardener? Trump. #WorstPersonEver