Rick Reilly
@ReillyRick
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Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, speaker, wanna be lounge pianist.
Sedona and Hermosa Beach
Joined June 2010
Drop 2 alka seltzers and some club soda into Ryder Cup and chug.
I might have a hangover @RyderCupEurope 😩🇪🇺
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Simple fix: Like a jury, each #RyderCup team simply brings a 13th guy in case somebody gets sick or hurt. No more free half a point for WDs.
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Changes USA has to make: --Prez cup captain in '26 HAS to be the #RyderCup captain in '27. Let the guy learn his players and learn the secrets of captaining. --If a captain wins the Ryder, he is the captain every year until he loses it. --That man should be Paul Azinger.
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Every two years the USA picks a rookie captain, who appoints his rookie friends as vice captains and installs all new pairings. Euro meanwhile smooths along with the same captain and same pairings nearly every time. Fix the system. #RyderCup
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Scheffler v Mcilroy. 1 and 2 in the world. Both have the red ass. This sh be GOOD. #RyderCup
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Why the HELL would somebody sign up for a job where you're going to lose and everybody winds up hating you?
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You know who Keegan Bradley should have NEVER benched today? Keegan Bradley. #RyderCup
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Trump wants pregnant women to "tough it out" without Tylenol. This pu*ssy parks on greens so he doesn't have to walk far to his ball.
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*Trump gets up at Charlie Kirk's funeral + says, "I hate my opponent. I don’t want the best for them." *A FOX host says we should kill the mentally disturbed w/ lethal injection. *Reps celebrate taking Medicare from seniors + the poor. How did we get so cruel? #StopTrump
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Gas station in Miami Beach. Where do I find the $1.98 gas?
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WARNING: Swallowing regular doses of Trump's lies can cause fascism.
🚨BREAKING: Trump ends his news conference by again insisting "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL!" This is beyond reckless - millions rely on Tylenol safely every single day. After their lawsuit Tylenol is going to own half the country.
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Jesus, Bullsh*t Barbie has more bad lies than a 36 handicap.
Karoline Leavitt says Trump saved the Ryder Cup golf match between the US and Europe. He said it would not be happening this weekend without him even though it has been played since 1927 somehow without his involvement.
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Whether you are Kimmel or FOX's resident idiot Brian Kilmead, who said mentally ill homeless should be put to death. Free speech is the heart of democracy.
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First they come for the comics they don't like. Then they come for the columnists. Then they come for the tweeters and podcasters. That's how you kill American freedom. #RiseAgainstTrump
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