Me: Tweeting something “funny” My Followers:

Bears fans:

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Bear down

I don’t envy the people sitting behind me tonight #BearDown

do they not realize it still looks like that?

Voltorb going back into a pokeball is crazy. It’d be like us living in human-shaped houses

That means 6 more weeks of 9/11

Conservatism is an anti-human form of politics and should be eradicated from modern life, I could not name you a single benefit this ideology has brought to humanity. History has proved time and time again that it is a detriment to humanity's progress towards an equal society

It's so bizarre to me that anyone thinks this sort of thing is a flex. Idolizing politicians—no matter the party—is a sign of weakness. If you define your personality by your obsession with a government employee, then you have a really unfulfilling life.

What’s the deal with

What’s the best to go container?

Drinking a mimosa

So you want a name different from your given name because you feel it more accurately reflects your identity? Interesting

Mr Burns existing as if it’s still the 1930s is the best

The Principal Skinner defense

4 different sodas?

I'm sorry, but this FBI Informant story is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life and only verifies that he's a pedophile.

https://t.co/Tw8ecb5mzn

Or Fat Lip - Sum 41

We see a lot of indie covers of popular songs in today’s movies and television. I’d like to see someone be brave enough to do Love Shack

First Oktoberfest of the season