So this has blown up. For those saying I made it up, I 100% swear on my kids life, this happened today exactly as I wrote it. He’s P7 in primary school, I wouldn’t use him in a post if it wasn’t absolutely true. A lot of people need to take blinkers off and wake the hell up.

Scotland wake up. My 12 yo son came home from school today to tell me they were learning about identifies and he got told off for laughing when his teacher said people can identify as cats. She said not to discriminate. @JohnSwinney @theSNP SHAME ON YOU. A perverts paradise.

Liam Rosenior should be sacked for the sheer cringe of the huddle. @Chelsea fans how can you stand it. The whole football fans are laughing at you and you are losing in Europe and in the league. The David Brent of the PL is staggeringly out of his depth.

KICK OFF! CHELSEA vs. NEWCASTLE UNITED!

Fantastic to see Fabia Hurzelers @Arsenal narrative paying off. They are cheats, they dive but that was an absolute stonewaller and the referee AND VAR ignored it. Glorius stuff, loving the tears and snotters. #Arsenal #Everton

I’m convinced that voters treat the Scottish election like local elections in England. A chance to give the UK govt a bloody nose as they know indyref2 won’t happen. Then when it matters in a GE the @theSNP get hammered. Means however we are stuck with them for another 5 years.

I wanted Liam Rosenior as a future Brighton manager and now I am so glad we have dodged a bullet. For someone I previously really admired I can’t stand to him him speak, it’s so corporate buzzword bullshit. I don’t know how Chelsea fans can handle the level of cringe.

I wonder if Tony Bloom has sleepless nights that one day the police will turn up and arrest him for fraud and daylight robbery for selling Robert Sanchez for £25m. He is a championship level keeper, at best. #WrexhamChelsea

Motherwell are an excellent football team but can we now all stop with ‘outsiders for the title’ talk. First time they have had a game with a bit of pressure and expectation and they lose. They will have a say by beating others but they aren’t a contender #Motherwell

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

“Arteta keeps it class and professional” https://t.co/wGciJorGwS

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

David Raya saved Rutters shot. David Raya landed on his right shoulder. David Raya went down clutching his left shoulder. The referee has paused the game for over a minute and a half Brighton fans sing "same old Arsenal always cheating"

I love Hurzeler calling Arteta and Arsenal out. They won, undeservedly, BUT other managers and more importantly opposition fans will be all over Arsenal for the rest of the season which makes their life that much harder. We lost the game but might help city win the war. #BHAFC

Come on @sammatterface be better with your preparation. Talking about the 2-1 Brighton win 8 years ago and missing the fact our captain tonight Pascal Gross was an integral part of that win.

Celebrating @JamesMilner this evening with a very special @PremierLeague presentation. 👏

These 10 seats are exactly the same as the 10 target Lib Dem seats in the tactical voting guide in my pinned tweet. Follow the guide and I guarantee the SNP will be defeated in May. https://t.co/Yo4vJbbGJf

Quick, send the emergency services, 12 men are choking badly. This isn’t the first time but it’s the worst and could be terminal. #WOLARS

#BHAFC the massive difference between this winless run under the useless Hurzeler and those under Graham Potter is that under Potter we created so much and dominated games but just couldn’t score. Now we never dominate and never ever look like scoring. Get him gone.

@JohnnyDundee il never vote snp again. me and many many others are the same now. any mob that is happy to hide the mass rape of our kids is not a party to trusted. traitors disgusted I ever voted for them