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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)

@RedFiveModels

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time--Football, Gaming, Beer and Part-time Male Model.........Maker.

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Joined June 2013
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 months
AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
10 hours
Squid Games all well and good but people seem to forget we had this. theres still 45 year old blokes, wandering around wearing the Helmet of Justice, trapped, lost never to get out terrified of side steeping left.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
17 hours
Go on, treat yourself, and share this too whilst you're at it.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 days
Exciting news, well I think it is, I've created a range of T-Shirts for #Kitoff4victory. Every purchase donates £10 directly to @FinleysTouch. You can get yours here. It's also free shipping this weekend so WNTL. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray @James1940
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
1 day
Sold to Chelsea in 18 months for £80m.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🔵⚪️ Maxim De Cuyper to Brighton, here we go! Club to club agreement now sealed for €20m fixed fee plus add-ons. De Cuyper will undergo medical and sign in the next 24h, documents are ready. New left back for Fabian Hürzeler and one more key addition for #BHAFC.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
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Unreal response, 49 shirts sold and £500 raised for @FinleysTouch in less than a day! Get your Ts NOW to help an amazing cause. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 days
Exciting news, well I think it is, I've created a range of T-Shirts for #Kitoff4victory. Every purchase donates £10 directly to @FinleysTouch. You can get yours here. It's also free shipping this weekend so WNTL. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray @James1940
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
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RT @RedFiveModels: Exciting news, well I think it is, I've created a range of T-Shirts for #Kitoff4victory. Every purchase donates £10 dire….
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
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Exciting news, well I think it is, I've created a range of T-Shirts for #Kitoff4victory. Every purchase donates £10 directly to @FinleysTouch. You can get yours here. It's also free shipping this weekend so WNTL. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray @James1940
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 days
The incident was reported as soon as it happened by the various observation posts watching the jump. The news ran. all along the watchtowers.
@crockpics
Classic Rock In Pics
3 days
Jimi Hendrix was honourably discharged from the 101st Airborne Paratroopers, after breaking his ankle during his 26th and final parachute jump. July 2, 1962.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
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Might have a pretty freaking sweet prize for the #kitoff4victory raffle at @WeHaveWaysPod warfest. Watch this space. and don't forget to get those entries and donations in for @FinleysTouch.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
3 days
Garlic butter steak and potatoes. Bosh.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
4 days
If this Dauntless (1/32) for sale a @WeHaveWaysPod Warfest in aid of @FinleysTouch who would buy it?
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
4 days
On the scrounge for Raffle prizes for the Kitoff raffle at warfest. If anyone has any items they could offer as prizes I'd be more than greatful. The pile of books the height of monty will return too so any book donations would go down a treat.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
4 days
If you see a field like this there's pretty much one thing to do. but not sting your hand on a thistle like I did. 🤣
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
5 days
Calling this done for now, one or two bits and bobs to add, it will be available to bid on at @WeHaveWaysPod fest in September in aid of @FinleysTouch
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 months
AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
5 days
Property shows are like. "I'm Zara, I stay at home to look after our two Terrapins, Betsy and Arthur and my Husband sells sculptures of famous Albanian actors made from Dairylea wrappers at the local car boot sale. our budget is £4.8m".
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
6 days
Couldn't believe my mate was stealing from his job as a Road worker, but when I went around to his house, all the signs were there.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
7 days
On this lovely summers day, instead of a couple of beer garden pints why not stick a couple of quid down for an amazing cause instead, or both of you're feeling flush.
@RedFiveModels
Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
2 months
AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
11 days
Tonight, all welcome, young or old, no experience required. Just come along and chat.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
19 days
All welcome, no matter your experience. Even if you just want to come along and chat feel free. Register below.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
12 days
So we're now at the stage of Bizzaro world that the President of the United States says Fuck on live TV yeah? The most powerful person on the planet is just dropping casual FBombs when talking about the possible catalyst to global war.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
12 days
Imagine that, a nation seizing people against their will to be sold into a life of barbaric slavery, phew so glad America didn't get involved in that sort of thing. .
@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
13 days
America's first war as a free nation was waged by Thomas Jefferson in 1801 against radical Islamist terrorists, who attacked us unprovoked. We've been at war with these anti-civilizational throwbacks for centuries.
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Simon (@redfivemodels on Bluesky)
13 days
Yeah, if a publisher is sending me unsolicited DMs on Instagram for random book launches I'm gonna unfollow them like.
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