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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
So Monique was the one who removed herself and chose not to film group scenes anymore, started receiving help, while Candiace didn’t attempt to change at all, she actually got worse, and some of y’all are STILL saying @iammrssamuels needs to do more? GTFOH #RHOP
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
And the Ozempic pen goes to… #Oscars
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Candiace was angry at Karen for not helping her get @iammrssamuels off the show. It had NOTHING to do with the “she hurt me. I’m traumatized.” Bs. It was a strength in numbers plan that Karen wouldn’t participate in #RHOP
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 years
. @DritaDavanzo Is COMING FOR @F1abraham After Farrah Went on IG Live And Talked Smack About Drita! #mobwives #TeenMomOG #teenmom2
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
How nice of Khloe Kardashian to let Tori Spelling borrow one of her heads ☺️
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
How is Mary giving away Chanel and Louis Vuitton yet her wigs look like Party City??? #RHOSLC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 years
Guys this is me. I swear this is me. If you want to know what I’m really like, this is it (credit: @lovesexandla )
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Live footage from the Lisa Rinna is FIRED Party 🎉🪅 #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Jackie can’t go against Marge because of Evan’s affair and she’s demoted. Melissa can’t because she cheated and has talked too much crap about Teresa. Dolores can’t because she’s the one who told Marge about Bill’s affair. They ALL made a deal with the devil #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
9 months
Emily’s makeup artist is wearing the same head as her… #RHOC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 years
That one time LVP didn’t believe @KyleRichards over Yolanda over what was revealed to actually be TRUE...Maybe Kyle should’ve held her friendship hostage over this #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Everyone is expected to be a good friend to Erika, but who has Erika been a good friend to? #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 years
Dorit is wearing the yellow bathing suit & I’m wondering why these bitches are still talking about the dog when Dorit was chased out of the hotel pool for owing millions in debt. @Andy where’s THAT footage? If it was Teresa or Sonja that would have been the MAIN storyline #rhobh
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
“Paris! Your aunt’s an icon!” #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
Can we just all agree that Lisa Rinna needs to go? #RHOBH #RHOBHReunion
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
Melissa Gorga REALLY had the paparazzi show up to her house to STAGE these photos of her getting her mail while wearing a mask. And y’all are mad because @JenniferAydin called her self absorbed?? #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 months
Monica used three different names to steal from Heather’s company, tried to do the same to other beauty spas in the area, has 20 lawsuits related to finances, can’t get a car in her name, but thinking she may have stolen Lisa’s ring is far fetched… BFFR #RHOSLC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Rinna is deleting comments on her Instagram 😂😂😂😂😂 #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Gizelle’s entitled response of, “Well Pepsi’s getting paid” is EXACTLY why people from other counties HATE when Americans come visit. It’s not someone’s “job” to deal with you being a f*cking nightmare #RHUGT3
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
JAYUNE #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
8 years
. @DritaDavanzo and @biggangVH1 don't do Twitter thuggin lol #RealOG 's #MobWives
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 months
No Kyle. You stopped drinking and started working out because you are rolling around in bed with someone new and younger and you’re trying to keep up. Men do this all the time when they upgrade their wives #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Margaret constantly bringing up how Teresa cashed her wedding gift check quickly, is wayyyy more tacky than Jennifer saying how many bathrooms she has #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
The only person who has a problem with the way Khloe looks, IS Khloe #KUWTK
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 months
@nosmokenomore “For that curl” is SENDING MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 years
RIP Mama Elsa!!! You were an ENTIRE SHOW on your own and you will be greatly missed!!! 😞💔 #RHOM
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 months
Lollllll Kelly Dodd impersonating Erika Jayne has no business being this funny 😭😭 #RHOC #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Okay. This is just ridiculous now. It is VERY CLEAR that all of these losers and their clown husbands got together to plan how they were going to make this entire reunion about Luis in order to take the heat off the Gorgas being liars. Fuck you @Andy for allowing this #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 months
Kyle was willing to get sober for Morgan but did not want to do that with/for her own sister? Yeaaaa they sleeping together #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
11 months
Tamra made that “overrated” comment about Teresa, and is now paying the price as the desperate dog with no new tricks on her own show. Literally everyone wants her off the show more now than they did the first time she was fired 😂😂 #RHOC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Jen Fessler being perfectly fine with how much Margaret yells and gossips, but has a problem with Jennifer, just shows she’s fake AF #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 years
Javi had NO PROBLEM bashing @KailLowry on national television, letting Briana do it, laughing when Briana tried fighting Kail, yet he requested to apologize to Kail OFF CAMERA? Javi you are the definition of a pussy #TeenMom2
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
If Jen Aydin got drunk and said she was going to call her ex, these women would’ve dragged that sh*t out until next season #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
If Melissa is so fun and interesting, then why couldn’t she get fame on her own merit? Why doesn’t she get any offers for commercials or endorsements after over 10 years on the show? Why do all the opportunities go to Teresa? Checkmate #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
11 months
Prisons DO NOT give people their call records. Y’all look like clowns believing this Fugly Fuda story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 months
Notice how none of Monica’s “reads” never go viral like the other girls’ do? Because saying “you’re old!” And “bitch” every other word isn’t a read. It’s a poor man’s vocabulary #RHOSLC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
Jackie sure talks A LOT about everyone else’s relationship for someone who cried her top ramen extensions out when people brought up hers #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 months
Kyle wasn’t concerned with Erika’s alcohol intake last season when she was hysterically laughing at Erika dropping F bombs to Garcelle’s son, but Sutton asking her “what’s wrong” is where she draws the line 🙄 #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Why is Margaret allowed to say foul things to Jennifer but when Jennifer fires back, the women tell Jennifer to stop #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 months
So Kyle wanted Sutton AND Dorit to go after Kathy? But then if they side with Kathy, she wants them to stay out of it. So basically, you can only insert yourself in her family drama if you are attacking her family for her. What a great sister #RHOBHReunion #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
How did someone “screw” you in a business deal when you didn’t put any money in and you REFUSED to put any in after you were told to? Joe Gorga. You cannot gaslight us into believing your scammer mentality #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Melissa, we don’t hear your kids say anything because producers don’t care what they have to say! Let’s stop acting like Bravo or productions gives a flip about Melissa’s kids when they literally cut their scenes! #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Melissa, Marge, and Jackie literally sit around and discuss Jennifer’s marriage and what “they think,” is going on, but when someone drops some tea on their marriage, they cannot handle it #RHONJ
@OMFGRealityTV
OMFGRealityTV
1 year
#RHONJ Mid-Season 13 Trailer! All new, Every Tuesday 9/8c on @Bravotv . (Source @Bravotv @NBCUniversal )
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
So Gia is not allowed to comment about her own dad and uncle, but all the rest of you can? 😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 STFU! #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 months
Wasn’t Kyle the one who was so adamant about getting to the bottom of Brandi and Denise’s hookup? Where’s that energy at now girl? #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Now Melissa is saying that Teresa is SELFISH for speaking to her kids about MELISSA AND JOE SPEAKING PUBLICLY ON THEIR PODCAST ABOUT THE GIRLS?! You don’t get to lie on someone’s kids and then tell the parent how they can speak to their kids about it #RHONJ #WWHL
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
If @doritkemsley1 doesn’t want @TeddiMellencamp to defend @KyleRichards , then maybe she should stop using Teddi and their friendship as an example for EVERY analogy regarding Kyle. That would probably help 🤷‍♀️ #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
8 years
Gia held down a WHOLE household at 13 while @Teresa_Giudice was away. Ashlee couldn't even attend school on time #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
There is NO F’NG WAY Melissa and Joe won the #WWHL poll about the “chosen family,” comment. Even people who hate Teresa know that, that was ridiculous. Give us a break @Andy ! Nobody wants your Gorgas #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 months
If you guys were able to watch #RHOSLC , BEFORE Monica, you’ll be able to watch it after. Stop being dramatic
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Rihanna chooses to be on the right side of history! 🙌🏼 #RHOP @KARENHUGER @iammrssamuels @_AshleyDarby @rihanna
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Reality Ashhole
1 year
Joe Gorga was exposed by Good Morning America for being a literal con artist and @Andy NEVER mentioned it, yet any loser with a TikTok about Luis gets brought up every single time #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
18 days
Disliking Teresa but applauding drug dealer John is actually embarrassing and it just proves that some of you will accept certain behaviors you condemn others for #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
So Melissa refused to give Luis her mother’s number so he could invite her to their wedding but she’s still going to drag this “you didn’t invite my mother,” BS #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
11 months
Everyone excited that Melissa “is back,” what are u excited for? For her to obsess over Teresa for another season? Y’all honestly can’t list anything she contributes to the show. You want her back because like the Gorgas, you see it as “losing” to Teresa if they’re gone #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Is beyond scary how much self awareness Marge lacks. Everything she says about other people, literally always applies to her #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
6 years
When your friends are fighting but you don’t care because you’re a mannequin #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
Shannon Beador is Betty Broderick without the murder #RHOC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Andy is so mad at that the Gorgas could possibly be fired that he’s lashing out at Teresa. He really expects Teresa to give them a storyline for another 20’years
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
Reza saying since he doesn’t have @MercedesJavid he really needs his “friends by his side.” No bitch. You’re just trying to cry over some plants & play victim so they’ll hate MJ. You were fine not seeing MJ when she was about to die but now you’re sad without her? #ShahsofSunset
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 months
When Monica tried “fitting in” with the girls by repeating “Xanies in the Louis” twice so the girls can notice her bag…. Cringe AF #RHOSLC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Kim and Khloe aren’t even around their kids without nannies. Do you honestly expect us to believe that Kendall watched THREE TODDLERS on her own, overnight? #KUWTK
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
Joe Gorga telling Jennifer to shut up and air slapping her and nobody says anything, Jennifer defends herself and the women gasp. Are you kidding me? Some women are awful #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
The fact that Melissa and Joe are threatening every single blogger or random account with a LAWSUIT because fans won’t agree with them and hate Teresa, is wild. They really cannot handle not controlling the narrative of #RHONJ . Get their dirty asses off the show @Andy
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
#RHONJ Melissa: “Jennifer needs to get off Instagram” Also Melissa ALL FUCKING 2020 ON INSTAGRAM:
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Luis could say and act the same exact way as Joe Gorga, yet he gets called a “crazy scammer,” and Joe who owes all of New Jersey money and is abusive towards women, gets labeled as, “hurt” 🤔🤔🤔 #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
Kim Kardashian really can’t let her sisters have ANYTHING! As soon as she sees them getting a huge amount of attention from something, she presses copy & paste!
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
5 years
When you invite me to a party that doesn’t have an open bar #RHONJ @MargaretJosephs
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Why does she eat like someone who’s missing their dentures? 🥴🥴
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
8 years
My solution for every problem @DritaDavanzo
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Joe and Melissa have been repeating this “you’re miserable, you’re jealous of our life,” since they came on #RHONJ . Teresa is happily married, isn’t in debt. Isn’t being sued. Is the star of the show they’re BEGGING to stay on. Gorgas can’t say the same to ANY of those things
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Joey Bitch Boy Gorga
1 year
I’m skeptical of Louie.. but he absolute ATE the Gorgas up here, and nothing he said was wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️ #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Tonight was another waste of an episode. Margaret hijacking every conversation to scream and gaslight everyone just so she can make it look like she has a storyline is TIRED #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
7 months
Nobody is talking enough about how absolutely drop dead GORGEOUS @HeatherDubrow looked at #BravoCon 😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #RHOC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Danielle’s brother definitely would’ve clowned Melissa for being embarrassingly “extra,” on the internet…. #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Why would Luis use his OWN number to call Margaret’s son??? I don’t believe Margaret #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 years
The first two minutes of #RHOSLC went harder on Jen with less information than #RHOBH has with Erika all season with years worth of lawsuits and documentation.
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
Kim has more kids than Kourtney, more jobs, studying for the bar exam, does work for prison reform - Kourtney has a blog she doesn’t even write herself! She’s literally wants to collect a million dollar check without doing the BARE MINIMUM. This is why Kim yells #KUWTK
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
#RHONJ Jackie to Jennifer: “You set women back a long way” Melissa Gorga:
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Louie is pulling a Joe Gorga on Joe Gorga and he cannot handle it 😂😂😂😂 #RHONJ
Next Week on the #RHONJ S13 finale! 👀🔥
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
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Andy to Dolores: “It’s amazing how you’ve managed to stay friends with everyone” Dolores: “I know! I don’t know how I’ve done it. It’s so hard” “A friend to everyone, is a friend to no one.” @Andy #WWHL #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Melissa is so mad that Teresa keeps matching her anger with kindness. Teresa is supposed to be fighting with her, not trying to get along with her. Melissa seems annoyed her plan isn’t working #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
The “new beginning,” was supposed to be Teresa gifting them with $250k after they treated her like shit? The Gorgas are sick
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Bye Wig Hello Drama
1 year
All this fake crying is a little much for me #RHONJ Melissa and Joe should just scream “we’re the victims, feel bad for us,” instead 🙄
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 years
These are the faces of two of the worst fucking people, EVER #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
Kris Jenner taught her girls how to make money, but FAILED at teaching them their worth #KhloeKardashian #TristanThompson
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Apparently Margaret is deleting all the comments on her Instagram of people calling her “Boogawolf” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Reality Ashhole
1 year
Bill and Jennifer are always trying to have fun while everyone else is plotting and talking shit 🙄 #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Melissa fans drooling over a phone call, but WHERE HAS THIS ENERGY BEEN ALL SEASON?! The Gorgas have been caught left and right lying, trying to ruin Teresa’s wedding, yet a private phone call has y’all thinking you won?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Why are you worried about your husband talking to his SISTER and her husband without you, Melissa? Do you like being there to make sure he’s saying the right lies? #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
4 months
STOP BRINGING UP OTHER PEOPLE TO DEFLECT FROM MONICA’S BEHAVIOR! She chose to lie. She chose to stalk people. She chose to make a fake account and post from it. SHE did it all herself. Jen Shah or Heather’s black eye don’t excuse her behavior #RHOSLC
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
Jennifer still sending a text to apologize to Jen Fessler made Margaret look even worse, and the way Marge’s face dropped when she found out - she knew she looked terrible #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
18 days
Fuda couldn’t even handle Paulie’s mature response to him. Y’all really think he has the mental capacity to talk w/Luis? His goal is to keep fighting on camera & look “tough.” He’s far from wanting to resolve things. He wants to drag this one sided beef out as long he can #RHONJ
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Reality Ashhole
1 year
The thing about Jennifer is, she can have the petty arguments, but she likes having fun with all of the girls. Margaret wants to hurt and take down everyone and blackmail them into being her minion. Jennifer is messy but Marge is DIRTY
@nosmokenomore
Bye Wig Hello Drama
1 year
Margaret being so jealous of Jackie talking to Jennifer is hilarious and weird af #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
3 months
Teresa helped spend the money that Joe stole so she’s been paying it back. Erika spent tons of that money. She should help PAY IT BACK #RHOBH
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
1 year
This video is so embarrassing. Imagine Joe Gorga being your leader 🫠🫠
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Reality Ashhole
1 year
. @Andy being more concerned with Jennifer calling Margaret an old lady, because he’s the same age as her, and completely shrugging off the drug addict comment, when HE threw a hissy fit over being called a coke head by Kathy Griffin, is reason number 126 why he’s trash #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
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John Fuda is the new Jim Marchese #RHONJ
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Reality Ashhole
3 years
Even Dorit’s shoes are sick of her #RHOBH
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Reality Ashhole
1 year
But the gag is! Everyone keeps hoping and praying that Luis turns out to be the “scammer” that Joe Gorga has already proven himself to be and y’all keep playing Helen Keller 😂😂 #RHONJ
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@RealityAshhole
Reality Ashhole
2 years
Teresa never brings up the Gorgas scamming people, Her brother’s past rape rumors. Joe Gorga losing his parent’s home, Melissa busted photoshopping Antonia’s nose in every photo, etc. And the Gorgas STILL don’t let Teresa breathe #RHONJ
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