Waiting for linguine to finish cooking

Pouring my four loko into a highball glass with some ice

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Finally finished The White Lotus season 3. Walton Goggins we are getting you that Emmy.

Slowly falling off of Desperate Housewives again and I'm nearly at the finish line. Someone bring me a defibrillator.

Hopefully Tamra has me muted and doesn't unfollow me for tweeting Jenn praise. She's still the best housewife of all time

Tamra is god, but thank goodness for Jenn because every housewife who has gotten into a feud with Tamra either gets booted or ends up making nice with her, meanwhile Jenn is going for 3 seasons straight with a true solid feud. I couldn't be happier.

How's your therapy?

Materialists was so beautiful actually, you just have to get it to get it, sorry.

She's just effortlessly serving face in every scene, it's a talent

Right right

Foundation casting Cody Fern just to be shirtless and hot in every scene, yeah I've been telling you all this is the best show of all time.

Got my first wedding invitation at the ripe age of 26

Jorgeous.

And still serving omg

Vodka and Squirt is now

The way this is my favorite video of all time. You can apply it to any situation and reply to anything with it. Kyle Richards is god.