My @ocado delivery has been delivered to an office building down the road from me. The bags are currently sitting outside for the foxes and rats to enjoy. I am being told they do not have a driver to collect it. Nor a driver available to re-deliver my order until Thursday.

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#BritishAirways well, that was amazingly easy. Used 0800 4080009 opt 3,4. Spoke to Kish who was very helpful and rebooked. Have to cut my holiday short by a day, but I get home.

#BritishAirways Does anyone know how long we have to change a cancelled flight? Truly can't be arsed spending my Bank Holiday on the phone if I have time. Return flight cancelled for 10th.

RT @edgarwright: Here’s Paul Machliss & Jon Amos’ full speech on winning the BAFTA for Best Editing for ‘Baby Driver’. (NB: Paul calls our….