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Gen X. A lover of photography, particularly industrial spaces. Fan of saturated color. Also fond of amusement parks. Apple Evangelist.  📸🎢🎡🎠

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@RealPhotoMatt
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3 months
@Provokatov And then disgusting @PlanetFitness revoked the membership of the woman who took the picture of this perverted man in the ladies room. Planet Fitness is wrong.
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@WAFB Another reason we need to move away from archaic buckets of time (sick, personal days, vacation) and just hand people a total sum of PTO. Use it how you wish.
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6 months
I love the new Home Depot Dudes. They offer delivery to your vehicle and more… value added services. 😉
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2 months
@theapplehub 6.9 yes! Just make an iPhone that’s iPad mini sized already, lol 😂
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6 months
@JoeyMannarinoUS She bears an uncanny resemblance to Bill Gates ex
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3 months
😆😆 And if you haven’t sourced them yourself, store-bought is fine. 😆😆
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5 months
@ShadowofEzra I was there. Nothing says government transparency like blocked roads with strict ID checks. Also street sweepers, water trucks and street vacs running CONSTANTLY.
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4 months
Lawd more than half-a-century around the sun. 😩 Where did the time go? 54 times.
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2 months
After their scissored ⚾️⚾️ touched, they knew they needed a Subaru
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4 months
Ayeee 🍆💦 💯💯💯
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4 months
Ha! I’m so old my parents thought this was a fancy “oriental” dinner for us on a Friday night in the 70s… served over crunchy noodles. 🧧🥢🥠
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2 months
My friends across the pond, is this real? 😮 Do you really eat this? 😩
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2 months
A chip butty is a classic #British sandwich of French fries and ketchup. Would you try it? 🇬🇧
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8 months
Oh Hey 👋 Can you guys see this? If so, I am back from the dead... again. 🪦
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2 months
Do what you love when you retire - Happy Hump Day 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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4 months
I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2 months
Who did this?!? 😂😂😂
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5 months
Just the tip 😆
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2 months
Why does this feel like a @KylerKenobi type meme? 😂😂
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9 days
Oh, Hi 👋
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3 months
Imagine walking out of the club and you see this 😂😂
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3 months
Very true ✅
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Happy 🐰 Easter
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4 months
Want to see something adorable? My last living Aunt just mailed this to me. I wrote it to her when I was 7. I’ll be 54 next week! I wrote this to her 47 years ago and she’s kept it all these years. 🥹🥹 She even kept the original envelope I mailed it in back when stamps cost 13
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6 months
Me, when my Grindr notification sound starts going off in public. 😆😆
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4 months
Time ⏰ changes on the 10th and Spring will be here before we know it 🙌🏼 🌷🌻🪻🌹
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3 months
Let’s go ✈️ get this not-fun work trip over with 😒
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3 months
@dorindadeadly Kim always…
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5 months
🥛 Fresh milk on offer 😆
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3 months
@dorindadeadly I miss Kim G so much for her subtle but high class bitchy drama and Kim D for her catty two-faced drama. Delicious…
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2 months
Hope your Thursday is poppin! ✌🏼
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2 months
Yep 🤣🤣🤣
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4 months
☺️☺️☺️
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2 months
The reveal 😍
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@RealPhotoMatt
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5 months
Oh yeah, Happy Thursday, everyone ☺️
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2 months
Happy Monday from me and my enormous loco-glasses so I can see in all directions, and peripherally, easily. 🚂🤓
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5 months
Who ordered this global warming & climate change? 😂
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6 months
Jeez, Mom, can you stand in the doorway any longer? 🤣 hashtag: instasoftie 🤣
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4 months
Happy Scruffy Friday ✌🏼
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3 months
Delta, Delta, Delta, may help ya, help ya, help ya? Inflight service, 1969.
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4 months
Ain’t nobody got better salt-n-pepa shakers than mine. 🤣🤣
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✈️✈️✈️
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6 months
@libsoftiktok @Harvard She should also be stripped of the degree she fraudulently earned by plagiarizing.
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3 months
@Provokatov @PlanetFitness Silva said she had received a call on Wednesday morning from the gym notifying her that they had canceled her membership. “Planet Fitness is defending the man in the women’s locker room, the man with a penis, rather than the child in the corner with a towel wrapped around her,”
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7 months
A love story in 30 seconds… 🖤💙🤍❤️
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6 months
Merry Christmas Eve
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5 months
Today ✌🏼
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4 months
🏈🏆 It’s Democracy in action 😂😂
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2 months
Oh Hi 👋🏼
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5 months
Mmmm I’m about to tear this club up 😋
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4 months
I’m ready loving sports lately ⚽️
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4 months
Who still has one? My parents rain lamp from the 70s. Still running. Blondie in the background.
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2 months
Ugh the gray in my goatee 😩😩 There and just above my ears 😭😭
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7 months
THIS is why I’m retiring to Florida. I want this! But I wanna make mines a locomotive!! 😍
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5 months
This is why I love getting up early and heading out to hike. Such a beautiful sight to see before 10 am.
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4 months
William & Kate realizing they could be on the throne by teatime tomorrow… 🤴🏼👸🏻
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@RealPhotoMatt
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6 months
All good & bad gay boys, be sure to getcho ass to bed tonight so Santa & His Boys can slide on down ya chimney tonight and empty their sacks. 😉😈
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2 months
When you have the gym to yourself 🙌🏼
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4 months
Lil suga in the tank 😂😂
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4 months
Lots of waterfalls all in one place ✌🏼
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4 months
Today’s breakfast at a 100-year old diner, tucked under a bridge. The wooden booths date to the 1920s and have decades of names carved into them.
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It was controversial but I LOVED LOVED LOVED the bustle back Seville. My Mom had a two-tone one.
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4 months
While at the Hannibal Locks and Dam today ✌🏼
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4 months
Fleetwood Sixty Special Brougham d’Elegance 😍 I miss fender skirts
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2 months
You’re old too if you know what these are
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3 months
Lil Brats, oh you gon get one all right 😂😂
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4 months
Beotch, she put the asses in molasses. 😆 Classic TV. 📺
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5 months
😂😂😂 Trump trolled Biden good.
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4 months
Not a lot of snow ❄️ but brrr. 🥶
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4 months
🪩 When you and your crew are still hitting the club in 2050 😂
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8 months
I broke down and wore a Halloween shirt to work today. 😆
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4 months
Meow 😸
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2 months
💀💀😂😂😂
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4 months
For whomst this may concern: 😂
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4 months
Boy... If I ever find one in this condition, or close to it, I am buying it. I have always had classic Cadillacs but this Chrysler Imperial LeBaron speaks to me deeply. In a Torque-Flite sort of way. 😍😍😍
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@RealPhotoMatt
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4 months
Cool covered bridge on my travels today ✌🏼
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5 months
You know what’s fucked up about this? I’ve been nuked about 10 times but I often have controversial takes. But Mark was always, “Love you guys, wish you the best, etc.,” so that someone would dox him at his work is fucked beyond. Our society is at the fringes, swear. 😮‍💨
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7 months
It’s such a warm day today. 60 degrees in December. I’m in shorts and a t-shirt enjoying the warm weather, even though everything is brown right now.
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3 months
🤣🤣🤣
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4 months
Whew 😮‍💨 Y’all Hussies 😂
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Back when it was a Fleetwood ELDORADO by Cadillac. Loved the knife-like, sharp-edged design.
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5 months
So, this isn’t meant to be weird, but do you recall that one high school teacher who had a colossal impact on you? Mine was, at the time, Ms. Mossman, later, Schiller. Everyone said, “Don’t take her class, she’s so hardcore.” But you know what? She had the GREATEST impact on me.
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4 months
So I wasn’t sure about AI, but since it deducted about 20 years, I love it. 😂😂😂
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7 months
Good Thursday Morning. 🌞 When I get to work and have to give my employees a lil motivational pep talk.
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4 months
I knit coin purses from discarded yarn I find on the beach. My partner is a barista at the local co-op coffee house. Our budget… $4.3 million. 🥴😂😂😂
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6 months
Dixon is at it again…
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3 months
Seriously ready to mute Trump, Biden, SOTU, E Jean Carrol, Leticia James, Fani Willis and all governors and big city mayors. Sick of all their drivel. That should be an X premium feature… block all political shit. Show me dogs, cars, men, trains and other stuff instead.
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3 months
When I tell you this cold I caught from a selfish & obviously infected colleague kicked my ass… Whew, chile. 😮‍💨 Had me off work for a week. I’m finally feeling better today.
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@RealPhotoMatt
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6 months
So… my family talked me into having Christmas Eve at my country place. So this is what I built for the kids to see in my sunroom… an “Elves Village.” Plywood houses I built & painted, and trees, elves & stuff from thrift stores, Walmart & Amazon. Hope they like it. ☺️
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4 months
Ayeee ayeee ayeee 💵 sugar momma 😂😂
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5 months
What y’all think of my new cookies? 😂😂 (Thanks, @AbeStation2 for the meme!)
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4 months
Well, since I’m here 😆
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2 months
See what y’all nasty shrimp 🍤 eaters did… Y’all ate too much. No more endless seafood for you. 🤣🤣
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7 months
Mmm hmm I know of few of you hussys 😂😂
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5 months
Well… I missed the dude who was arrested today in downtown Pittsburgh for being nekked in the bagel shop but 7-Eleven in the country didn’t disappoint so all is not lost. 🤣🤣🤣
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4 months
OK who bought them? 🧐
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2 months
😂😂
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