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Jake Ellis

@RealJEllis

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I have the loveliest wife and two boys. Love to play golf. You're likely to find me eating a snack.

Lenexa by way of MHK and OP
Joined August 2009
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
2 years
Peak male athleticism here
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
3 years
Marcus Allen…as a Chief
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
3 years
Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching. I'll start, Brian Westbrook.
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
3 years
The winning helps
@TheTrianoKid
robbie triano 🌳
3 years
how do KState fans do this every single game? the wave of emotions is never ending until the final buzzer.
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@BarstoolKState
Barstool Kansas State
3 years
Ha you fools! Bama football program can only dream of being as dominant as our crop judging dynasty: -bama: 18 championships since 1925 -cats: 19 championships in past 24 years
@BarstoolAlabama
Barstool Bama
3 years
Just a reminder that we’re playing a school that has literally never won a National Championship
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
3 years
Cats
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@KStateFB
K-State Football
3 years
𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝
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@ken_lotto
Ken’s Lotto Pool
3 years
I just bought $7,366 in #Powerball tickets for tonight’s $1 billion drawing for our #lotterypool. If we win, $1,000 for each retweet of this pic.
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
4 years
November 14, 1998 K-State 40, Nebraska 30
@SSN_KState
Sidelines - Kansas State 🌾
4 years
Best #KStateFB game you have ever attended? Go.
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
4 years
After 262 picks, not one player from Texas was drafted
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@ShooterMcGavin
Shooter McGavin
4 years
Gotta respect the cap tip after the shank #TheMasters
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
4 years
Same.
@geoffschwartz
Geoff Schwartz
4 years
Anyone in the three yellow boxes would need life insurance policies if they stood there when it was my turn to swing.
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@TopGunMovie
Top Gun
4 years
Guaranteed adrenaline rush. #TopGun: Maverick is FINALLY coming to theatres May 27. Watch the NEW official trailer now!
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@steveberklund
steve berklund
4 years
KState has more NY6-affiliated Bowl appearances (6 - 3 Cotton & 3 Fiesta) in the last 30 years than KU has wins against KSU (4) during that span.
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
4 years
So while being able to sell an asset for $4b is something 99.9999% of Americans wouldn't be able to fathom, know that he could have made more money if he had invested it into boring S&P 500 mutual funds.
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@RealJEllis
Jake Ellis
4 years
If he would have invested $209.3m in the S&P 500 every year since 1984, the assets today would be worth $14.79b. If he cashed out 10% of the annual growth (not reinvesting 100% of the growth), then the assets would be worth $10.29b.
@billbarnwell
Bill Barnwell
4 years
Pat Bowlen bought the Broncos in 1984 for $78 million, which would amount to $209.3 million after accounting for inflation The team is going to sell for $4 billion Next time you hear that the players make too much money….
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@BJ_KCSN
BJ Kissel
4 years
This will be one we can’t get over. Defense did enough through regulation. Offense had 83 yards on 31 plays in the second half. 21 unanswered at home.
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@jazayerli
Rany Jazayerli
4 years
Having done the research, I think we're underestimating the Chiefs' 13-second comeback. Since 1995 (when PBP data exists), 32 teams have had a 1st down, trailing by 3, on their 20 to 29-yard line, with 11 to 20 seconds left. None of the other 31 tied the game, let alone won it.
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@TDLockett12
Tyler Lockett
4 years
Who wants to go to the Super Bowl?! I’ve teamed up with the @Seahawks for another Man of the Year Challenge! RT within the next 24 hours for a chance to win 2 super bowl tickets! #WPMOYChallenge Lockett #WPMOYChallenge Lockett #WPMOYChallenge Lockett
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@ESPNInsights
ESPN Insights
4 years
No QB in NFL history has more games with 400 Pass yds & 5 Pass TD than Patrick Mahomes. The Chiefs roll at Arrowhead, 42-21.
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@ClayTravis
Clay Travis
4 years
Kamala Harris said January 6th is the equivalent of Pearl Harbor and 9/11. Honest question, does anyone actually believe this, even the most idoitic left winger on the planet? This is one of the dumbest historical analogies I have ever seen.
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