The Real Founders
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These Fox Sports announcers are jinxing the shit out of it against Toronto
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If anybody in the DMV is not pulling for Max Fucking Scherzer tonight then move to Delaware. Seriously.
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Hey y’all, look at this goddamn happy older bubba. Look! You can have this! Sometimes it’s ok to go for the older ones at the shelter. They need you just as much.
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It’s just going to be a life of billionaires siccing angry hicks on us, isn’t it
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He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker
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Kevin McCarthy is a prototype soulless corporate bagman, and if he doesn’t have the credentials to hold on to power then you have to wonder what it is that the people holding the reins of the Republican Party actually want.
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Burning Man is a great event and I hope everyone there is OK However, it’s worth noting that all it takes to turn a libertarian, anarchist temporary autonomous zone into a government rescue project is lots of rain.
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Sinead O’Conner deserved a lot better than what we gave her.
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Members of our well regulated militia shoot at each other while driving. One of them shoots and kills a woman in a nearby car, who was driving her daughter to pick up her prom dress.
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Ana Moreno was driving her daughter to get her hair done and pick up her dress for prom when she was caught in crossfire between two other cars.
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Hey everybody, Johnny Highschool here is proudly advocating for illegal discriminatory hiring practices, and all his ding dong followers are admitting to doing so. Let’s get to the fines and the lawsuits!
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Hey y’all, check out the obvious. Stop being trembling terrified idiots and check out the obvious.
Jordan Neely was a person. Our society left him stranded, and, because of his desperation and our warped priorities, his existence filled people not with sympathy but with fear. Then he was killed, and that is a tragedy, because he was a person. https://t.co/BPh2zJmS0A
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Updated Texas Sex Ed Curriculum Instructs Children How To Stone Whores https://t.co/FyoLteYTBY via @theonion
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AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to provide students with everything they need to know about sexual development, sexual intercourse, and pregnancy, an updated sex ed curriculum instituted Wednesday across...
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When it gets down to brass tacks, we’re all just bullshit compared to Sunglasses Ron
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Whoa
This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues
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I don’t see how I will have the energy to get books that mention slavery taken out of the school curriculum if my food isn’t cooked on a gas stove.
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How did the Commanders win that? My God, they were giving that game away
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Has anyone noticed that Pokémon is basically dogfighting
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