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A parody of a parody. Confused whether better as a fridge or a microwave

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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
11 minutes
As hilarious as this is because it's barca, what on earth is the logic behind giving a player so much power to hold a club hostage like this?. This is crazy.
@barcacentre
barcacentre
2 hours
Barcelona have removed the meeting with Ter Stegen from the agenda. Unless he requests it, the club will continue on their own path. There's great anger from the President and a lot of disappointment in general. The case remains ongoing, and Barça's legal services are stepping in.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
7 hours
There's no need anymore to know what their avg iq is. They hate Ronaldo, Pogba, Mourinho, Lukaku, Di Maria, De Gea, Casemiro etc. They love Rashford, Solskjaer, Maguire, AWB, Bruno, Shaw and Mctominay. They will see the resumes of both groups yet insist group 2 was the future.
@TheUtdArchive
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐭𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞
8 hours
If you want to know anything about the average IQ of United fans on Twitter, peep the comments!.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
10 hours
Have a better chance of forcing Sancho out by figuring out how to block him from accessing Spotify than putting his world cup place in jeopardy.
@LautAaoSirAlex
Pulkit
2 days
- Sancho has contract till 2026. Will be 26 by then. - Antony has contract till 2027. Will be 27 by then. - Garnacho has contract till 2028. Will be 24 by then. World Cup next year - Let them rot with the U21's and ruin their careers if they want to bully the club.
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MarryFaguire
11 hours
Eating your first piece of sushi, using chopsticks, without dropping the food is as big an achievement as riding a bike for the first time without falling.
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
13 hours
Diego Leon 🤣❤️.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
11 hours
Seems top reds are struggling to understand why everything they thought matters to players doesnt actually matter. Now try comprehending why west ham and similar clubs academy players leave but uniteds don't even if they finish 15th. Hint: it's nothing to do with loving the club.
@AliceTalksFooty
Alice
13 hours
All banter aside, I’m genuinely shocked at how many players have rejected Newcastle this summer. They’ve got: UCL football, A great manager proven at developing players, Less squad depth (so more chance of minutes), A big club + ambitious project. …and yet Cunha, Mbeumo,
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
14 hours
Credit will be due if he comes good. A lot of fans are cynical about this deal because the team desperately needs goals and by all accounts, experienced striker was needed. If he doesn't come good, Vivell needs to walk because it seems he's the one pushing for Sesko.
@JanAageFjortoft
Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴
15 hours
Re: Šeško. The deal isn’t over the line just yet, but if Šeško does end up at Manchester United, credit has to go to the club for their strategy. It’s a clear reminder of the pulling power and global appeal that still comes with the Manchester United name. As someone who played.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
16 hours
Yep! I don't look at Sesko as a 22 year old. I look at him as a 90 million player. If we get him, we paid more for him than city paid for a haaland who was younger than sesko when he joined them. I don't expect haaland numbers, but close enough right of the bat.
@sulkfenomeno
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21 hours
Whole season of “fans” gaslighting us into pretending an obviously dogshit player is “going to come good” and how “we should give him time” because he’s 22. Cycle goes on and on and on and on and fucking on
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
20 hours
I don't want Sesko unless we have more cash to burn on the midfield and keeper. As of now, the best case scenario is well be like pool when they had salah mane firmino but a shit midfield and defense. Car crash football where we win 4-3 rather than 2-0.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
1 day
The United stand tonight
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 days
🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United make improved bid to RB Leipzig for Benjamin Sesko. New offer worth at least €80m after positive talks between clubs & with 22yo striker. Nothing agreed but #RBLeipzig currently favour #NUFC + no #MUFC proposal yet @TheAthleticFC
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
1 day
Aside from a few dimwits, we wernt flexing signing Yoro when real Madrid wanted him. We know we only got him because we offered much more money. That's what you lot have done for Sesko. Except not a single European giant bothered bidding for him, unlike the case with yoro.
@ToonMouthTyne
𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝘆𝗻𝗲 #NUFC
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They are starting to backtrack now. We've just had the first "we shouldn't be paying that much for an unproven PL player" from a well-known Man Utd fan/journo. You couldn't make it up. #NUFC #MUFC.
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MarryFaguire
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Nothing to do with chasing out the serial winners and actual ballers we had in the squad so that we could bring a smile on that emo twats face and play him everywhere till he becomes better than the 89 league goals in 10 seasons he scored for us.
@Michael_Grigs26
Michael G🇬🇷
2 days
His worst three years at Utd are also Utds 3 worst years as a club in the last decade it’s not a coincidence.
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MarryFaguire
1 day
First time that the cost of a transfer bothers me as this player has done nothing to justify this value. If we've Manchester United-Ed Newcastle, I'm all for it. Just get Watkins as a short term, buy a midfielder and keep eyes open for a world class striker in the future.
@ToonMouthTyne
𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝘆𝗻𝗲 #NUFC
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€90M (£78.4M) total package. Leipzig simply cannot turn that type of money down. That's up there with the biggest transfers of this summer. MONSTER DEAL. #NUFC.
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MarryFaguire
1 day
Comparing Postecoglous situation at spurs to Amorim is nothing but aimless agendas.
@grok
Grok
2 days
@ReadItSaidIt @OGtalksfootball Ange Postecoglou spent ~£430m (€508m) on transfers at Tottenham over 2 years (2023-2025), signing 19 players with fees. Comparisons:.- Pochettino: ~£374m over 5.5 years, 26 paid signings. - Mourinho: ~£115m over 1.5 years, 6 paid signings. - Conte: ~£225m over 1.5 years, 9 paid.
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MarryFaguire
1 day
At worst Mainoo will be a player who doesn't suit the squad. Hes not the type who'll have frequent calamities in him that can lead to a goal being conceded like an ugarte does, nor is he toxic like Rashford. Can give him another shot. There's others that need more urgent binning.
@UtdKiah
Kiah
2 days
Gotta agree with @FPLfrasier. Moments like this make me question whether Kobbie Mainoo truly deserves the hype. Not trying to bash him, but it does highlight a possible lack of physicality we need in our midfield.
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MarryFaguire
2 days
Should have deleted yours on time. Being desperate seems to be a thing among most of Rashfords minions
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@NealGardner_
Neal 🇦🇺
2 days
I’ve kept my receipts, don’t you worry.
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MarryFaguire
2 days
Theres these bunch of annoying top reds who'll deliberately highlight the tweets of a minority to push their own agendas. Maybe they are the real racists. In no world is Mainoo getting anywhere close to the abuse that Ugarte is getting.
@IanM1st
Ian
2 days
The next top red target was always gonna be Mainoo or Amad.
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MarryFaguire
2 days
You can tell this specimen didnt watch the full video. State of these fans who think managers shouldn't publicly destroy players who aren't giving everything. Being shit but trying your best? Sure respect the player and quietly sell. But an entitled dickhead? Hang them out to dry.
@NathanAClark
🏆 Nathan 🏆
2 days
I think t would be good if more fans knew that when you see reports about players having 'attitude problems', sometimes it's this:.
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
2 days
At least he's a kid. Here's the Manchester united captain doing the same thing at 28 years of age. After scoring the 3rd goal to put us 3 0 up. Against Everton. In a pre season friendly
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@bareejeste
Mo
2 days
Doing knee slides over a pre-season goal like it’s the UCL final… only to warm the bench when the real games start 😭
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@ReadItSaidIt
MarryFaguire
2 days
What nonsense is this? Pep, fergie, mourinho etc were all European champions at 40 years old. Amorim has managed a big enough club at sporting including in the champions league. There can be excuses made for him but age isn't one of them.
@AmorimEra_
(fan) Frank 🧠🇵🇹
3 days
Adaptation. People forget Amorim is only 40 years-old as well. He’s going to get better and better as a manager and grow with this football club.
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MarryFaguire
2 days
Practically every pro athlete idolises him but top reds thought he ruined a relegated Cardiff managers project centered around a rapist, a perpetually clinically depressed headcase and a forever crocked lazy frenchman.
@CricCrazyJohns
Johns.
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SIRAJ SHOWING THE WALL-PAPER ON PHONE - CR 7, RONALDO. !!! 💥
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