Dr. Doug (smells great)
@RaptorBreath
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big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband inventor of onion air
dingus
Joined March 2012
keep liking my posts and weβre gonna end up like this
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bro, with the make-up it looks more like you now than ever before.
You can see if you add some make-up that the mask REALLY doesn't look like me. Look at that neck! Have a wonderful Halloween to all those celebrating!
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the robots have learned weaponized incompetence. we'll be doing their chores soon enough
hundreds of billions in venture capital is riding on these selling as well as or better than cars w/in the next 5-10 years btw
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if ppl knew how luminous my skin was they'd steal it
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i am going to travel into the past and and melt george washington
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somebody's never seen coneheads
"a movie changes your life" ---really?
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dude is afraid his wife is gonna bang the remotely operated robot while he's at work
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ai freaks are not ok. this guy thinks large language models ("a.i.") are conscious
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if i find out they disposed of a body i'm going to be very upset
wanna see what we did in the woods? buy us dinner & find out ππ²π§πΌβ¨
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my mom was baked into this cake, she was so excited about the opportunity to be cake for Katy Perry and spent so long thinking about it, im genuinely confused and upset as to why she would do this
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Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas
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