Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow

The Derby you’ve probably never heard of

relentlessly quoting old simpsons episodes that nobody born after 1995 has ever heard of will be grandpa simpsons's "gimme five bees for a quarter" for my generation

She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

Nobody gets slizard nor fly like a G6 anymore I fear

my entire timeline right now

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retrograde is such a sciency word for how much it gets used in a very non-sciency context

In the end, #MrX always leaves his mark #NotWorking

Men buying grocery story flowers at 5 pm on February 14

sweden has the best jerseys in international hockey and it isn't even close 🇸🇪

R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)

Vintage Christmas commercials 24/7🎅🎄❄️ https://t.co/eGbGaD8PX2

a dazed Eric Alper staggers through the streets, grabbing people by the shoulders and asking “what’s the most quotable movie ever”

NOOT NOOT lmfaoo

Michigan went left, but as is their custom, it involved a complicated process where they first drove through the intersection then did a u-turn

Guess we’ll get them next year troops