Rands🍉
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Introvert living in the Wedge. Leftist/Antifascist/Antiracist. Hyperlocal shitposts, cat account RTs, lame pop culture jokes. Not from Minnesota. He/him
Dystopian ghost city!
Joined July 2021
Don't worry, Jacob will make sure there's squad cars parked on the sidewalks to stop the bats
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Hey, hey... can you two brothers let go of my lemongrass? It finally sprouted and you nibbled it like this... I have already planted cat grass and will wait for a while.
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The people who scream about CRIME IN MINNEAPOLIS from the exurbs are showing their true colors in the replies
https://t.co/NrrzaLac02 "Park Avenue was converted from a two-way street to a one-way mini-freeway in the late 1940s to accommodate suburban commuters before Interstate 35W opened a decade later." Let's discuss what I35 did to Southside's Black community for a moment:
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Where Are They Now? Mayor Frey immediately brought Lisa Goodman back to city hall at an increased cost to taxpayers of 140% of her old salary..
EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Mayor Frey serenades outgoing Ward 7 Council Member Lisa Goodman with an original song featuring comedic lyrics inspired by decades of abuse and threats directed at subordinates in the workplace.
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I ate too fast last night I accidentally threw up When mother was cleaning the floor My own wrongs ran to hide among the clutter.
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Yes.. Brother has any style! Also, I heard that when I woke up in the morning, I fell into the toilet.
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Someone literally did. And they are.
Vance: I challenge you to go to Springfield… and tell me that these are stories made up by politicians
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american universities are buying grenade launchers, new guns, and drones to suppress students who protest genocide that is where we are at as a nation
TODAY: @UofCalifornia police want more military weapons -- pepperballs, sponge rounds, projectile launchers, drones. @UCLA is asking to double stockpile of some munitions, add 8 launchers and 3 drones. Regents' vote upcoming.
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JD Vance: “Murders are up by 81% because of what Kamala Harris has allowed to happen in Springfield" Daniel Driscoll, Republican Prosecutor in Springfield: “During the time that I’ve been with the office, 21 years now, we have not had any murders involving the Haitian community”
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Be on the lookout for Riddick who lives near 26th and Fremont. He's new in town and got lost.
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Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good
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