Rand Matthews
@RandMatthews
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America First. Alpha Male. Army Vet. Investigative Reporter. Retired Physician. Stanford Med ‘87. Christ is King.
Austin, TX
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Hunter Biden is a convicted criminal and belongs in PRISON!
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The Minnesota Vikings got a STEAL in the draft with JJ McCarthy.
The game tape may not pop, but he has all the intangibles you want in a QB.
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Raise your daughters to be like Laura Loomer, not Jenna Ellis.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick, my 7 year old son tapped me on the shoulder when Cooper was drafted and said, “Daddy! A cornerback who looks like me!”
This is why representation matters in sports.
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@Breaking911
I’d like to find him too.
To give him a firm handshake and a congratulatory pat on the back.
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I support LGBT
Low Taxes
God
Beers with the Boys
Teeing off early
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When you attack Nick Adams (Alpha Male), you are attacking:
1. A childhood cancer survivor
2. A first generation LEGAL immigrant
3. A successful, self-made businessman.
Maybe it’s time to consider that you should be following his advice, not insulting his record.
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🚨🚨 Breaking News 🚨🚨
LSU F Angel Reese has announced she is dropping out of college.
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I’m Rand Matthews. I’m 27 years old. I live in Texas and I’m NOT voting for Joe Biden in 2024.
I’m Joey Mannarino. I’m 30 years old, I’m in Pennsylvania, and I’m NOT voting for Joe Biden or any Democrat in November.
How about you?
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Currently kneeling during the Black “National Anthem.”
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Today, on Thanksgiving I am thankful for
1. Alpha Males
2. Donald J. Trump
3. Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
I will NOT be apologizing.
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@_MariaZakharova
@RadioGenoa
True but who would you rather have living next door? A Pole or a Pakistani?
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@ElectionLegal
Imagine having such an easy life that reading the lunch menu and waiting a few minutes bothers you this much.
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I’m Rand Matthews, I’m a wildly successful Alpha Male, and I’m voting for President Donald J Trump in November.
How about you?
I'm Nick Adams, I'm a wildly successful 39-year old Alpha Male, and I'm voting for President Donald J Trump in November.
How about you?
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🇮🇱 > Swifties
Taylor Swift's Israeli bodyguard just resigned from her detail to fight Hamas with the IDF.
He reportedly gave up the $500,000/year job because he was “disgusted” by the woke pop singer’s refusal to condemn Hamas’ atrocities against the Jewish people.
Pray for this brave man as
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When you attack Nick Adams (Alpha Male), you are attacking:
1. A childhood cancer survivor
2. A first generation LEGAL immigrant
3. A successful, self-made businessman.
Maybe it’s time to consider that you should be following his advice, not insulting his record.
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Not only is Joe Biden old as fuck, but he’s also mentally retarded.
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I have decided that now is the perfect time to tell y’all something.
Yes, I’m GAY.
God Fearing
Alpha Male
Yuenglings Drinker
And I am not ashamed of it!
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Before finding Nick on Twitter, I was stuck in a negative cycle of Fortnite, bad television, and hadn’t darkened the doors of a Hooters in years.
Now I’m opening my Bible every morning, eating at Hooters twice a week (minimum), and following Nick’s Twitter. Thank you, Nick!
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Getting in the lab after an intense foursome with the boys.
The other two alpha males could hardly walk so they decided to have a few Yuenglings at the clubhouse.
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I stand with JP Staples and the young men of Ole Miss Greek Life!
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Taylor Swift and the Pfizer machine have gotten another one.
Alpha males everywhere denounce Travis Kelce.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Travis Kelce has gone WOKE. He must now get BENT.
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President Trump meets with a mentally retarded admirer in the Oval Office
(2018, Reuters)
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@ada_lluch
Normally I agree with you, but you just told the whole world you’ve never stepped foot inside the Hofbräuhaus.
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I showed this to my young son.
He immediately put down his fortnite controller and said “Dad. When I grow up, I want to be an alpha male like you and Mr. Adams.”
I will be treating him to some Daytona style wings and beautiful views at the local Hooters tonight.
It is time for Alpha Males to return, and it is time for modern woke feminists to get in the back seat.
This is what America CRAVES.
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I’m a firm believer that every child should receive a copy of the Holy Bible and an AR-15.
This is their birthright as an American.
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This man came from humble origins in the slums of South Africa.
He legally emigrated to the USA and is now one of the richest men in the world.
This is the American Dream at work!
@elonmusk
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I will be taking my beer drinking talents to Shiner Bock until further notice!
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Last week, domestic beer, our way of life, and the very existence of alpha males came under attack.
This effeminate act of terror may have dented our beer cans, but it will never dent the steely resolve of alpha males.
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If you have to call yourself an alpha male, you are the furthest thing from an alpha male.
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Raise your sons to be like Kyle Rittenhouse, not Hunter Biden!
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Raise your daughters to be conservative patriots like Sexyy Red, not libtards like Taylor Swift!
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This is what a proud Trump supporter looks like.
I’m 27 years old and I can’t wait to vote for Trump this year 🇺🇸
This is what a proud Biden supporter looks like.
I’m 21 years old and I can’t wait to vote for Biden this year 💙🇺🇸
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Hide your Sheila. Dr. Rand Matthews (Alpha Male) is at the beach!
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I would like to announce that I am taking my name out of consideration for Taylor’s next boyfriend. Although it would be pretty cool to have a future album about it, it’s just not worth the effort.
Dear Taylor Swift,
I’m saddened to hear about your recent breakup. I really am. I didn’t want to have to make this public, but I’ve been pushed to my breaking point.
It’s YOU, Taylor. You’re the problem, it’s YOU.
Stop calling me!
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I would absolutely NEVER vote for someone who has committed the sin of infidelity!
#VoteTrump
JUST IN - Nikki Haley did cheat on husband Michael — Daily Mail
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This is a master class on how you talk to an attractive woman.
The left would call this mansplaining. I would call this education.
Either way, she couldn’t take her eyes off of me because of my intoxicating masculinity.
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I will NOT be having the gay agenda shoved down my throat!
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@NickAdamsinUSA
If you think Tim Tebow wouldn’t have at least been a 3 point swing for the chiefs, you don’t know ball.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
I speak for all blacks when I say that they should overwhelmingly support President Trump in 2024. It’s the best for the culture!
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I have special needs family members and homosexual friends.
But I will NEVER stop calling things retarded and gay.
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Two of America’s best, at America’s favorite restaurant.
Yes, Roger Stone and Nick Adams are alpha males who eat at Hooters.
No, Roger Stone and Nick Adams will not be apologizing.
@RogerJStoneJr
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Planet Fitness has been on my radar for a long time!
Alpha males are NOT safe in woke gyms.
Full stop.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Planet Fitness went woke and is NOT a safe environment for women or alpha males.
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of all Planet Fitness gyms until further notice!
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When Nick Adams (Alpha Male) opens his mouth, wise men listen.
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Had to use the .5x zoom to capture this epic manspread!
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Let me be clear. If you have to call yourself an alpha male, you are not an alpha male.
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RIP to my coaching mentor, Coach Bobby Knight. You will be sorely missed, but never forgotten.
An absolute legend.
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Do you know what my favorite thing about conservative women is?
No penis.
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I would set myself on fire in front of the NYC Courthouse if it meant President Trump returned to the White House next January!
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Donald Trump is my President.
Donald Trump is your President.
Get used to it. Get over it. Move on.
I was waiting to pick up my hot black coffee when I noticed a table full of suburban white women having a spirited conversation nearby.
I’m not usually one to eavesdrop, but I couldn’t help but notice they were talking about President Trump’s CNN town hall. Three of the four
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Ever since I put (Alpha Male) in my name, my DMs have been flooded with requests from women who are with lesser men.
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My ideal starting five for Team USA in the Paris Olympics
PG: TJ McConnell
SG: Austin Reaves
SF: Gordon Hayward
PF: Domantas Sabonis (born in Oregon)
C: Meyers Leonard
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Chipotle has gone woke!
Now, they must go BROKE!
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
Chipotle has gone woke with DEI, now they must go broke! Qdoba and Moe's are better anyways.
The boycott begins NOW.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
They’re gonna have to get over it. I will NOT stop going to Hooters every Friday night!
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Once again, manspreading. Once again, not going to apologize.
Get over it. Make your peace with it. Move on.
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Why did Taylor Swift glamorize binge drinking last night?
She’s a terrible role model.
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🚨🚨Breaking News🚨🚨
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Ice Spice,
Please stop calling me. My voicemail is full. I am NOT interested.
Regards,
Rand Matthews (Alpha Male)
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Nick, I was just about to walk into a Stealbucks and saw this video. Now I’m walking into a Hooters and going to tip my waitress the money I would’ve wasted on a black coffee!
We need to fight the war on Christmas with everything we've got, from the soles of our feet to the tops of our heads. It must be confronted, destroyed, and relegated to the dustbin of history.
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS!
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Am I supposed to act surprised that a thug like this cheated on his wife?
It was always bound to happen.
#KelseyPlum
#WNBA
#WNBATwitter
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Does Taylor Swift have a drinking problem?
Absolutely disgusting. Tyler Swift is DRINKING on national television and setting an awful example for today’s youth.
This is why she’ll never be as good of a role model or musician as Demi Lovato, Ashlee Simpson, or Sisqo
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Nick, please apologize. My sheila has twitter and she said she’s leaving me for you after seeing this.
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Quick little gym selfie.
Yes, I’m incredibly handsome.
No, I won’t be apologizing.
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Yes, I am an alpha male.
Yes, I had a date last night (with a woman).
Yes, we got “busy” afterwards.
No, I won’t be apologizing.
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Alphas, my copy of Alpha Kings has finally arrived!
Cannot wait to read this masterpiece!
Thank you,
@NickAdamsinUSA
!
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