This is how Travis should shithouse, not that fannying about he did today.

This is David Allen vs Enchanted Fox (2007) all over again… Owls fans just don’t seem to grasp defamation laws, on X, 606, or tinternets in general.

🚨 Notts Forest have written to the Premier League asking for clarity over the rules after expressing their concerns about the fact they keep getting slapped around like a half-arsed pub team.

Kate Searl’s evidence be like… #IStandWithSandiePeggie #NHSFife

🧵 A convicted paedophile founded a Pride group. He used it to access children, raped a 12-year-old, and was protected by institutions too cowardly to act. He’s now in prison. But the group he built? Still running. Still funded. Still planning “family-friendly” events. Let’s

Apparently this guy from Bob Vylan doesn't want people to know that his real name is Pascal Robinson-foster after his performance at Glastonbury yesterday It would be terrible if everyone Re-tweeted this

If The Eust ever picks Yates ahead of Kenzo again, I’ll pay his cab back to Blackburn myself. #dcfc

It’s a results business & frankly if DC had chosen to sack Warne by a sky-writer plane above Carrow Road in the first half I’d have been okay with it. Would more decorum have been better? Yes, but at least DC saved PW the shame of 8-in-a-row, so that’s a kindness.

@BBCDerbySport It isn’t just winless, it is pointless which makes it even more dire. Cardiff are not a good side, which doesn’t say much for us. It isn’t down to luck, we are out of ideas going forward, look sloppy at the back and have a lack of impact coming from the bench. Grim.

Ring Doorbell…

Can we all Retweet and Share Please. We all want to know what is happening with the Violent thugs who broke a female police officer’s nose at Manchester Airport. @YvetteCooperMP @ukhomeoffice

🧵/ This is, I believe, unprecedented in the history of UK medicine. 28 eminent UK doctors have written publicly to @LaylaMoran, the new chair of @CommonsHealth, to report something nothing less than scandalous. Read their letter here (1/n) 👇 https://t.co/qh5iZj7Xnj

Do you want the UK to rejoin the EU? Please Retweet for a larger audience.

Wonder when the ‘without fear or favour’ policing unit that are trawling social media will get around to this blatant misinformation… #twotierkier

Fuck all said by @GaryLineker as usual.. Blood on his hands.

Southgate’s got no idea how to set up an attacking side despite all these talented individuals. The only upside is that he’s said he’ll leave if we don’t win the tournament. #England #EURo2024

Some bloke has just called up Absolute Radio and requested a song for someone called ‘Ellen Droad’ and asked for this 😭😭😭 “Leeds are falling apart again”

Actually quite resented seeing him lift the promotion trophy, to be fair. Huge disappointment but that’s always the risk when you’re buying players at the end of their career: some you can still get a season from, some you can’t.

Leicester: promoted Derby: promoted Coventry: FA Cup run Notts Forest: petulant shambles They should fuck off back to Yorkshire or wherever they stole the Robin Hood thing from; they’re stinking up the East Midlands.

DERBY COUNTY PROMOTION WINNERS: a badly drawn thread 🧵 🐏 With apologies to all concerned and Eiran Cashin in particular (RTs validate our existence)