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he/him. invert/jew/useless tf@g
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Joined July 2012
turns out I am the dead spit of Avrom from the Yiddish textbook! this is very exciting, I've never had a lookalike before
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ME: *explains the plot of Gypsy to my brother*.MY BROTHER: so what would YOUR stripper gimmick be?.
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how am I supposed to sleep when i just thought of Gold Digger sung in a thick Scottish accent ."get doon girl, go heid get doon".
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in january I wrote a grant application in my notes app while on safari in kenya and I really wish id gotten the grant because that would've been such a flex.
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despite everything, there is still something truly beautiful and worth salvaging about the united states of america
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still thinking about this lady I saw in Manhattan yesterday .what goes thru the mind of someone who wakes up on an August day in 2025 and decides to wear an "I ❤️ Joe Biden" t shirt???.
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the number of people in the replies not only making excuses for being this guy but actively being proud of it. we are cooked lol.
interested in the growing genre of guy who's like "im excited for lab grown meat because it will rectify the civilizational sin of factory farming" but is not currently a vegetarian.
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RT @jade__fatah: Imagine being a dog and your owner is a doctor in smells, finally someone to have enriching conversations about smells with.
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RT @WeirdScotland: It's "help an undergraduate research project time"!. Siân is researching how well Scottish people and Scots speakers are….
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This research project is being undertaken as part of an undergraduate degree in the School of Arts, Culture and Language at Bangor University. The focus of the study is to research the understanding...
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I have to go to deepest darkest brooklyn twice this week and I am feeling like a big baby about it.
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just updated this app that I'm really only still on for a groupchat, only to find that DM functionality has somehow gotten even worse 💀.
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it's almost like they know that 17 years ago today my dad purchased the entire stock of a door-to-door fish salesman 👀.a very merry fishmas to all! 🐠🐟🐠🐟.
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a confusing thing about tv is how people on it sometimes seem to think killing a cop is worse than killing a real person.
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💀💀💀.
@01Llix Keir Starmer's legacy will ultimately just be 'that guy who was PM before Nigel Farage'.
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