The most authentic way to honor my father is to commit to the work of creating a more peaceful, just, humane world. Let quotes coincide with conscious efforts to eradicate poverty, militarism and racism (privilege + power = oppressive policies + culture). #MLK50Forward #MLK

If Jesus came back today, his main concern would be the shitty way we treat poor people & immigrants, not whether we say “Merry Christmas.”

When Malia Obama cuts off an elephant's tail and sells our country out to the Russians call me.

hey girl, you wanna come over & watch ryan reaves ragdoll tom wilson tonight

U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

good fight, pittsburgh penguins still back to back champions

hey girl u want to come over & discuss how evgeni malkin is the most underappreciated nhl superstar of all-time

When I get invited to a house party

UPDATE: FCC passes #NetNeutrality rules -- preventing what activists say could create toll roads on the Internet: http://t.co/WEmvCZNlbb

The FCC votes on #netneutrality today. What you need to know http://t.co/naOIESUPUQ (1/7) http://t.co/ol3C7aZZk7

.@THON events... The only place where you can see two power rangers fighting a rocket ship #FT5K http://t.co/HDDL1eaXHj

"You never truly appreciate Spongebob until you're too sick to move and it's all that's on tv" @MadisonApricot

Because @MadisonApricot doesn't have a roommate.. Sleepover! 😴 #kingbedyall

$33,085.22 steps closer to finding a cure! Thanks to all of our canners from the 3rd weekend who made this number possible #FTK

"I wanna take my bra off." #SlutTent