Rachel Woollett
@RachelWoollett
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Writer, journalist, two time @CWIPprize finalist, #BRCA #OCD
Joined June 2009
Hanging out with other female writers (and talking HRT with Helen Lederer while having a hot flush) at the Comedy Women in Print social last night. @CWIPprize #writer #writersofx #writersoftwitter #writerslife #BookTwitter #WritingCommunity #romcom #AuthorsLife #wittywomen
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Form an orderly queue ladies.
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Andrea Jenkyns showing her complete incompetence. Again.
Andrea Jenkyns everyone. Poor Lamb. Nowt like a Dame having a full on strop. If you can't stand the heat Andrea get out of the kitchen. #JeremyVine
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Before a preventative double mastectomy, in tears I asked the male surgeon about the scars I’d be left with. He condescendingly said ‘This isn’t a cosmetic procedure you know’. Yes, I knew. I stood up and left. Then found a great female surgeon at a different hospital.
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Thanks for all the responses to my RHETORICAL question! X
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Americans. The BBC is the world's most respected broadcaster. @BBCRosAtkins is its most respected "fact checker". Here he analyses, frame by frame, what happened ICE removed Alex Pretti's gun, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 shot him - 10 times in 5 seconds. Your government is lying to you👇 Eng. s/t
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Oh and if Gregory Bovino is so pained at being compared to a Nazi, he might want to stop parading around in a Gestapo-style trenchcoat with a 1930's Schusterjunge-type Nazi haircut surrounded by would-be Stormtrooper ICE-thugs who shoot their fellow citizens at point blank👇
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Today on the bus, I saw a woman who was clearly pregnant maybe 5-6 months along, she asked a guy for his seat because she looked really unwell and was holding her stomach. He replied “Well, you want equality, you can stand." She immediately threw up on him. And his phone. And the
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Since when has the plural or euro been euro? Please stop, love from England. #TheTraitorsIreland @thetraitorsirl
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Watching Braverman and Jenrick leave their sinking ship after the absolute bin fire of a government they subjected us to for 14 years is vomit-inducing. Riding the coat tails of Reform’s popularity entirely for their own gain. #SuellaBraverman #robertjenrick #Reform
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“Freedom is not free. We have to work at it. Nurture it. Protect it. Even sacrifice for it.”
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Alex Pretti was murdered in plain sight by ICE agents who claim he intended to pull a gun on them. The videos, however, say otherwise. America, FFS CHANGE YOUR GUN LAWS. Rest in peace Alex Pretti.
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Fundamentally, @Keir_Starmer - with help from @UKLabour - just handed his job over to Nigel Farage. #AndyBurnham #keirstarmer #LabourParty
I am disappointed by today’s NEC decision and concerned about its potential impact on the important elections ahead of us. To whoever is Labour’s candidate and to our members in Manchester and Tameside: you will have my full support and I will be there whenever you need me. 1/2
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Can You Keep a Secret is an absolute joy. Brilliant writing from Simon Mayhew-Archer and fantastic performances, particularly from the comedy god that is Mark Heap. Our finest comedic actor. #canyoukeepasecret @BBCOne #MarkHeap #comedy #writing
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How’s your 2026 going so far? Spare a thought for those with a January birthday… #January #Januarybirthday #NewYear #January2026 #BOTD #HappyBirthday #Writer #writersoftwitter #Capricorn #bluemonday #bluemonday2026 #metro @MetroUK #Journalism #birthday
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Headache, you say? Something’s come up? The dog’s ill? Yeah, yeah. It's January and you can't be bothered to come to my birthday.
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Remember this like it was yesterday. That evocative music is part of my life. ❤️
4 January 1966. Last episode of the BBC dubbed French-German series The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe was broadcast. 13 episodes were produced with the 1st broadcast on 12 October 1965. Series was repeated many times and became a children’s favourite.
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Sub-editors, take a bow.
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