Going on to Ticketmaster on Saturday for Oasis tickets #oasis2025

staying up late: hehe waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult:

I'm not sure if Gen Z's have educated themselves about this but as an elder millenial it's my job to pass down wisdom: the craziest development in recent royal history is that Prince William used to be the hot one

When @Pink says she's "coming up so you better get this party started" I always just imagined her arriving at a roof party via elevator. I literally just realised that line might be about drugs. I am 32 years old.

Nationwide is giving its members 100 quid (!) which I'm choosing to believe is compensation for making us use those lame little card readers way after everyone else stopped using them

RT if you deserve pizza

Prince Andrew is more popular than Prince Harry & Meghan Markle says new poll. The British public prefer a man accused of sex abuse who was friends with a sex offender — than two people speaking out about press harassment & family suffering. Our culture values silence not truth.

I’m travelling alone with a 9month old who is crawling so a cabin would be really useful but you constantly make it financially infeasible to ease a journey in any way with the prices.

Love is Blind producers when they let Andrew use the eye drops to fake tears and then left it in the final edit: #LoveIsBlind3 #LoveIsBlindNetflix

I really don't understand "I could never ever vote Labour, I just CAN'T" without a second's thought or consideration. What was it about 1997-2010 that was so unbearable? Seeing a GP? Having a dentist? Minimum wage? A good welfare system? Schools being built? Kids being fed? What?

There are people who were in the Queue for 2% of Truss's time as PM