Rach Thieves (parody)
@RachelThieves
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Chancellor of the Exchequer 🇬🇧 | MP for Leeds West and Pudsey🌹| Former Bank of England economist (parody) Tax is life! Hand over all your money
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Joined January 2025
Abi is such an inspiration - I never even thought of 100% inheritance tax. So, guys if you die, I literally take everything you owned to keep the country running. You won't need it anyway as you'll be dead. Everyone should be happy with this tax.
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I don't know how many times I have to say this, but. You will own nothing, your kids will own nothing and everyone will be very happy! . WEF for life!.
Rachel Reeves eyes lifetime cap on tax-free gifts in fresh inheritance tax raid.
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If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.If you try to sit, I'll tax the seat.If you get to cold, I'll tax your heat. Don't ask me what I want it for - If you don't want to pay some more. If 5% appears to small, be thankful I don't take it all.
100% correct, Gordon. It’s time to end Aim to Permit and start taxing the gambling industry in a unified, fair way. Let's reclaim our high streets. 🗣️ We can start by encouraging people to have their say! The poll only takes 30 seconds. 👉
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This is so worrying. I thought Labour were the top party supported by the WEF, and now they are donating to Reform instead. I have worked so hard implementing the WEF's plans for stakeholder capitalism and you will own nothing and by happy mantra.
🚨The W.E.F's (World Economic Forum) Bassim Haidar has donated £1 million to Reform UK.
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Dawn did not pay for this trip on her government expense card!. #LabourFail.
Today is Jamaican Independence Day!. A day to honour Jamaica’s rich culture, resilience and contributions to the world. I carry that legacy with pride every day. 🇯🇲💚💛🖤
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Jeremy may look like a cute little grandad, but mark my words he's a nutter with a big ego. He almost destroyed my lovely Labour party, and I'll never forgive him for that. Vote Labour. Keep Farage and Corbyn out.
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So excited to announce that im looking into VAT on private health care. I can't believe we are not charging these rich people VAT already on their medical bills. It was a real success with private schools. Thanks, Lord Kinnock!
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If you are addicted to shopping, I'm obviously not taxing you enough. .
'I was a shopping addict - it needs to be taken more seriously'
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If you lot don't start funding the RNLI again via donations. I'll have to take it on and your taxes will go up! . You have been warned.
The facts behind our work in the Channel. In 2024, our crews launched 114 times to Channel crossings – that's just 1.2% of our total launches. Our core purpose is to save lives at sea. Anyone can drown, but no one should.
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Does this mean I can tax Gaza citizens?.
BREAKING: The UK will recognise the state of Palestine in September before the UN General Assembly, unless the Israeli government takes steps to end the “appalling situation” in Gaza, Sir Keir Starmer has told the Cabinet.
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I'm rapidly running out of fiscal headroom. To top it off the Trump said lower taxes and as us Labours hate Trump I must now do the opposite. More tax hikes coming.
“Labour’s farm tax architect calls for fresh capital gains raid. Rachel Reeves could plug £30bn black hole by aligning rates with income tax.”.
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Just finished chapter 1 on 29/07/25—economy still a mess! Should I blame Trump’s visit or the budget. #UKPolitics.#TrumpVisit2025
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I heard about the meeting with Trump yesterday and how he humiliated our Keith and I just can't cope!
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How do you feel about digital ID? . For me, once digital ID gets in, it'll be a straight line to digital currency and a social credit system 🤷♀️ and I don't want that.
BRITS DON'T WANT DIGITAL ID CARDS.
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Why is everyone suddenly doing this? It's proper weird. Have I missed a joke or something?.
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.
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Don't like that you're wrong. The ECHR has no sway here and the Gov can just ignore their rulings. They have done nothing for current Gov overreach, access to health care and they'll do nothing when Labour raise the retirement age. Benefits bill will end up in UK court.
@RachelThieves The benefit bill will end up in court for violating human rights laws. The DWP often loses in court.
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This post from our dear leader has not aged well at all. We are very disappointed that Jaguar Land Rover have decided to do this - they are being spiteful and trying to make us look bad after we worked so hard to keep them afloat. .
Last month, I promised workers at Jaguar Land Rover that I would protect their jobs. I kept that promise.
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Is anyone wondering why the UK have the Taliban's email in their saved contacts and what would the email address be? . Tallibanhq@hotmail.com. Info@talliabn.net . How exactly does this happen. I'm going to have to spend a fortune now! .
news.sky.com
Details about the blunder can finally be made public after a judge lifted a court injunction that had been sought by the government.
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