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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)

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Woman of strong convictions, goofy goober, and professional adult or something - aspirational and persperational. All opinions/tweets are my own. She/Her

Washington, DC
Joined February 2010
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RT @nachochels: propaganda im never falling for is this woman being called old and ugly
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RT @caitiedelaney: Mmmm so sleepy can’t wait to fall asleep tonight as a 37 year old and have another FUCking dreAM where I’m back in high….
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RT @equine__dentist: she was the blueprint
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Absolutely loving that my feed has somehow shifted to only show me zoo updates - this is great, no notes
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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)
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As someone with interest in attending the Le Creuset Factory to Table sale and Maryland Renaissance Fest, today has been a strange collection of long virtual lines and online outrage 😬 what a time.
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RT @datcravat: A big part of my stance against AI is like. we don't need to be making technological progress ALL the time. We're bombing….
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Fiancé is having stress dreams about our wedding, continuously asking me if we need to go to court in the morning so we don’t forget our papers. Sweet but somewhat distressing given that it’s still 80+ days away.
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RT @_strangeangel: careful, she gon steal ernest.
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RT @stageyrebecca: there is a frasier moment for everything
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RT @merricats: I genuinely think, in addition to Nick at Nite and VH1’s I Love the [Decade] series, the lack of access to syndicated Looney….
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i hate the fact that math and science smart students are considered smarter than english and history smart students.
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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)
1 month
Was going down a rabbit hole today because I confused Sam Reich’s dad Robert Reich with Rob Reiner, purely out of a chaotic “comedy + Rob + known entity” scheme in my brain - totally a reflection of how my week is going.
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RT @FilmUpdates: 36 years ago, ‘WHEN HARRY MET SALLY’ released in theaters.
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RT @carorines: cancelling late night with deborah vance was really just the beginning of the end of late night shows. .
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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)
2 months
RT @Tom_Smyth_: connecting to random bluetooth speakers at the beach to blast the chorus line cast recording.
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2 months
RT @AOC: This isn’t about you. This is about the 17 million Americans whose health insurance you’re taking away. And after you turned you….
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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)
2 months
Real Mount Holyoke college attendee energy with this one.
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starting a new diet called the milk and cookies diet its where i eat milk and cookies whenever i want
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Rachael Chambers (official/satire)
2 months
They’re beautiful but friendly reminder these are lures… as in the things fish are tricked into thinking are fish.
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fish nails
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2 months
RT @spicydabeli: I think 70% of people on my TL don't know that he isn't mayor yet.
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