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twitch streams and @anus pods

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Rudolph
2 years
Start a twitch they said. It'll be fun they said. Text Dave Portnoy that you want a raise. What could go wrong?
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Alright. This has officially gone too far.
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Coronavirus fears push 'Peter Rabbit 2' premiere to August
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My hairline can’t recede if it can’t move. Thanks #gorillagluegirl
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4 years
Wonder if they’ll bring back Ray J to film the finale. He crushed the Pilot.
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After 14 years and 20 seasons, Kim Kardashian West announced on Twitter that #KUWTK will air its final season in 2021
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2 years
Hey Chris Rock. This is me getting steroid injections for my alopecia. Is this hilarious to you? are you dying laughing? I bet you are. Well what if the needle was a Japanese torpedo and my chin was Pearl Harbor...? Not so funny now is it.
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2 years
Got some crystal clear 4k footage from my seats in the atmosphere of @hen_ease soul leaving his body while @BarstoolBigCat and @stoolpresidente celebrate quite literally on top of his corpse lmao
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2 years
on an 8 hour flight to norway and me and the stewardess are sitting face to face. either going to be the worst night of my life or i find my wife. no in between.
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3 years
Dude made me stay in vegas for 6 days just to film him for 10 mins of training just to fight for 6 seconds what a FRAUD. Have fun running that car wash my g
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3 years
Caught this photo of @BarstoolBigCat during the game. Very sad. Makes me sad. Should make everyone sad.
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1 year
a sincere thank you to Hank. I haven’t laughed this hard in years.
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3 years
Yesterday I was commentating on pickup basketball from my apartment window when I was suddenly thrust into covering a 5 alarm fire. Some people are calling me a hero for my reporting. I just want to get back to covering what I love, which is the awful players in my neighborhood.
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4 years
Happy 4th to Terry. Hope he’s putting it in reverse wherever he is.
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2 years
My statement
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4 years
I was walking around NYC and someone just air dropped this to me
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9 months
almost accidentally force quit myself last night. couldn’t sleep/felt weird and luckily realized the stove was on and my apartment had been filled with gas for three hours straight. all good tho what’s the move this weekend.
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3 years
I was getting ready to board my flight to Denver (private plane) and this kid in his late 20’s with a hilariously small suitcase asked me to take a picture of him. Hope he’s not on my flight.
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4 years
when your flight out of nowhere mississippi gets delayed 4 hours because there is a dent in the wing from a bird and you took a full edible so you could vibe on the plane but the edibles have now backfired and are now making time pass even slower
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3 years
This is how I found him in the morning. The pod killed him.
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(We are recording late tonight)
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3 months
Nicky smokes aimed for professional but landed on 22 year old taking a high schooler to prom.
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3 years
Went and got my vaccination today and since it’s 420 they let me take Pfizer out of a gravity bong. Insane head high. They asked if I wanted J&J and I told them I don’t smoke mids.
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3 years
It’s a real shame that I spent hours captioning this just for tik tok to immediately take it down for copyright infringement. Would have def broken the record for most likes. Guess we‘ll never know.
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5 years
24 hours later and the thirsty texts continue to fly in but this one takes the cake. I just want the horniness to stop, please.
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2 years
Dear Diary: I met a fan and she was really cool.
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2 years
Prayers up to this man I saw hopelessly staring into the void this morning. i’ve been there brother, It gets better. (it doesn’t)
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4 years
“Yeah so basically what I’m saying is that I’m kind of a comedian myself. I bought this plant and I named her felicity. Everyday I read her horoscope to her. fucking hilarious”
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5 years
It be wild if the sequel was just Arya discovering America.
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2 years
When you tell an ai to produce an image that will impress rogan
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PFT Commenter
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Aaron Rogers is the highest man alive
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6 months
If you go to the Barstool Store at 11pm central and get this shirt for 20% off this will happen to you too.
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5 years
My debit card has been compromised by a reckless Indian man who thinks you can smell through the internet. And apparently it has caused me so much stress that my beard is disintegrating like it’s thanos at the end of avengers. Thoughts and prayers please.
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9 months
utterly flabbergasted by this illusion.
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5 years
My thoughts on Fyre festival. Billy, you have been dropped from the millennial roster.
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5 years
Meet Father Sebastian the Gaming Priest
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1 year
◻️◻️◻��tungsten boys rise up◻️◻️◻️
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1 year
Always great catching up with an old friend. I’ve known @Abella_Danger since I was a teenager. (Also we met once)
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3 years
Honored to be the first one cured 🙌
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4 years
Love it when my coworkers accidentally airdrop me whatever they are working on @lilsasquatch66
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5 years
Here’s some Sunday scaries for you. Me and this girl broke up and now she’s giving every guy who has dm’d her, my number. So my phone is just getting BOMBARDED by horny dudes who have been hoodwinked. Telling these guys the truth is breaking my heart. @callherdaddy please advise
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: Bill Cosby has changed his name to Bill Cosbinelli
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3 years
Wind is so annoying. Show yourself pussy.
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5 years
When a friendly bet turns into you becoming a struggling late 90’s reggae drummer who also addicted to long boarding. But Junda’s honor their bets and this whole thing was my idea so it’s going get real tropical and real frosty this spring.
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2 years
Wish I had this set up for stool scenes today
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3 years
Taking to women while they are sitting in beach chairs is one of the hardest arenas to interact with women in. Almost zero chance of success. Very much like halo 3 on legendary difficulty.
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2 years
If I were in game of thrones and had a dragon I would simply fly to san diego and not deal with the drama
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2 years
When youtube sent the copyright notice this was the screen grab that was referenced lmao. There has never been a more appropriate time for sandstorm by Darude to be played than this.
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2 years
Stools scenes about to be nuclear next week
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3 years
Since nobody can buy the fight rn I recommend buying a @TomScibelli Cameo. I got one myself earlier today and it did not disappoint.
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2 years
What you guys see vs. what I see
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5 years
Half my outlets stopped working so things are getting a little dangerous at castle Rudy.
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2 years
Can’t believe KFC Radio got Bam Margera on the pod. Go give it a listen.
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@Jerrythekid21 Jerry you do a march madness bracket of feet
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4 years
Are you tired of ancestry companies taking too long to get results? Come to InstantDNA and get results immediately. All you have to do is spit on us. (me)
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3 years
Just spotted what I think is Jake Marsh in soho. Didn’t say hi bc he was looking much more vascular than normal and to be perfectly honest I was scared.
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2 years
you should give salads another chance
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Ciara Should give Future another chance.
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5 years
Don't know about you guys, but I shed a tear when Billy Ray Cyrus said "Bull ridin and Boobies"
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Denver is going to another natty love to see it. All the thoughts and prayers to BU, @ryanwhitney6 and this guy I stapled back in 2018.
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4 years
So basically my friend @BarstoolRia is a huge outer banks fan. So everyone started tweeting #GetRiaOnOuterBanks and it started trending immediately. Now she has an Emmy.
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2 years
Can’t even be mad at him. He probably needs it.
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2 years
First images of the moon from the James Webb telescope are breathtaking
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2 years
I recently came across my psychological evaluation where I was diagnosed with ADD and dyslexia and this part is hilarious. Keep in mind I am 16 at this time.
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@ColeyMick @YoungPageviews The OVO leaks are rampant.
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5 years
Two year anniversary of this lovely day. Now that I’m out of the NCAA I can finally post this. Playoff beard was bucking, nipple hair going bonkers. Seniors feel free to make a remake of your own if you get the chance. Good luck to the boys in Buffalo.
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4 years
Went on my 7pm run and went so fast that people leaned out of their windows and started clapping for me.
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3 months
Dune 2. Me and hank: on spice. Nick: unknown.
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2 years
Tonight we have our first guest on the stream! Can you guess who it is?
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1 year
shoutout snooki
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5 years
Who’s brain is responsible for this
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5 years
Has this month been the horniest month of all time?
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4 years
Where do I apply to manage a forrest. I was unaware that was a position. I want to own and govern my own forrest. it will be immune to fires and I live in a huge treehouse in the center.
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3 years
So there’s this thing right called the #barstoolfund right and @stoolpresidente has raised like 15 million dollars for small businesses and if you don’t donate I’m literally going to leave you at this Astros game
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9 months
first cubs game!
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6 months
Just said Dolly Parton my erection in front of my whole family and it flopped.
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4 years
Hey @BWalkerSEC START. YOUR. ENGINES.
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1 year
I got upstaged in the most shocking manner
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1 year
Randomly got courtside seats to the knicks celtics game tonight and i’m furious I don’t have time to prepare a fit. Also furious i’m wearing Jordan 1’s bc it feels like a pander. Talk to me is this going to be a flop.
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1 year
My statement.
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2 years
Covid whenever it hears that i’m going to see my parents soon.
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5 months
i’ve been giving tommy fashion advice and now that it’s actually working i’m regretting it massively I can’t have this.
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2 years
sorry for the late update. no wifi on the plane. she went with the guy next to me. gonna regroup and binge andrew tate tik toks.
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2 years
I finally listened to chiclets and I wanted to clear up some confusion on the bet between me and Grinnell where he has to bike around manhattan in full hockey gear.
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3 years
I only surround myself with elite athletes #HockeyFest
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It’s game time so fuck it. Rudy Junda offensive highlights.
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1 month
Spending hours of your free time getting your bosses dog in a video game is a totally normal thing and I can’t wait to meet her today.
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3 years
As a reporter it’s my duty to cover the issues that matter most. It’s not an easy job but someone has to do it.
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2 years
The reason I get so much top tier pussy is because of how I set my life up.
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4 years
Ahhh the south... The land of football, cowbells and incredibly hot women with overweight boyfriends.
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When you hold a press conference after a night of partying and get mercilessly questioned by @holy_schnitt
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3 years
Ben Askren
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5 years
I’ve looked up to @BizNasty2point0 for a long time so the only thing better than working with him is getting a picture where it looks like he wants to consume me.
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4 years
Gonna tell my kids this is Ed Sheeran
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4 years
If my local squat rack thinks it’s getting a day off bc of the Corona Virus it is in for a rude fucking awakening
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4 years
When @alexandracooper drops her manifesto that would have been a perfect bookend for stool scenes 4 mins after we publish
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8 months
wtf?
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3 years
About time @NjTank99 brought in a pro. Enjoy your slumber @_rone . Amateur hour is over.
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1 year
Tonight… Three guys who aren’t Trent, will play as Trent in a competition to see which of them is the best at being Trent. The prize? The Trent Cup presented by Trent. live at 8pm est.
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2 years
Watch for a surprise. @SonOfABoyDad
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2 years
Dear Diary: I bought a new necklace and everyone absolutely loved it.
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2 years
caution. flash flood warning.
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Chris Castellani
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2 years
Next person who says I look like dane cook is getting one of these to the face.
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5 months
Funniest thing about this whole discussion is that it's literally just the plot of the longest yard.
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Will Compton
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NFL All-White vs All-Black Bowl proposed by @R_Mendenhall Parameters + the White roster
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