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…Ryan Carney…

@RPCarney

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Father, Husband, Realtor, Velcren, Middle-Aged (some get half as many), poet, know it, tic-tac-toe legend, co-creator of Hannah, Ben, and Rachel 🍻

Greensboro, NC
Joined April 2009
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…Ryan Carney…
13 days
Hey @netflix, you should livestream @thejimmyawards each year. These performers are remarkable, and the production is fantastic. @Ted_Netflix_CEO #thejimmyawards.
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15 days
Coastal Carolina getting absolutely hosed by the Ump! Tossing the coach in the 1st inning is ego, period. Nobody’s here to watch the ump. Understand the situation and take a breath man. Dang. #cws2025.
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…Ryan Carney…
16 days
Got the mail today & my daughter had ordered the Mach G Operation: Blackouts from @goodr AND used the @chasingscratch0 promo code! #parentingWins #LGLG #Natures2ndCarrot
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…Ryan Carney…
4 months
Weaver Theatre Dept opened their Spring Musical, “The Prom ,” last night & it was fantastic. Included a nice video note from Ariana DeBose to the kids wishing them well on the show. Come check it out if you’re around!
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…Ryan Carney…
5 months
Thank you @Ford for sending out these @Tesla Supercharger adapters out to your EV customers.
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…Ryan Carney…
6 months
Cmon @joerogan, W. Bryan Hubbard is actually a Zack Galifinakis character, right?
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…Ryan Carney…
8 months
Probably nobody but @michaelafulton will like this 😂.@SportClips app, says 15 min wait. I join the line. Leave my house. Get to the parking lot and the wait time on the app says “you’re up in 6 mins.” Walk in the door and my wait time is 28 minutes. Bamboozeled! ✂️ bad UX.
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…Ryan Carney…
8 months
Going full Col. Sanders on election night is a bold choice. @kfc #ElectionDay
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…Ryan Carney…
9 months
Seems a tad young for mobile banking and investing to me, but hey, more power to ‘em.
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…Ryan Carney…
9 months
I really like what I’m seeing and hearing from @JeffJacksonNC NC could use a common sense, hard working, logical attorney general.
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…Ryan Carney…
10 months
When I see my neighbor put out their recycling can when it’s not recycling week.
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…Ryan Carney…
10 months
Engine noise on the new @Ford F-150 Lightning. Anyone have a solution?
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
My dog every time someone opens the fridge 😁
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
#ADK camps are the coolest. Just an A-Frame chillin at the water’s edge.
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
Well it depends on which “situation” you’re meaning. I feel very confident in the BTC cycle and what the next year looks like.
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
Total road blockage with a power line lying on the ground. Can we not get someone to help with access @DukeEnergy? This isn’t safe at all. No emergency vehicle access, and a wire at ground level. I know it’s a busy day, but little help would be good. #Greensboro
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
DO NOT buy $BTC right now! The only people who should even THINK about it are those who like 300-400% returns. The obvious move here is a 12-month CD at 5.5%
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…Ryan Carney…
11 months
We went ahead and cashed out the kids’ 529 plans. We won’t need them, we’ve switched to a more promising investment. #1Greggy @GregChalmersPGA
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…Ryan Carney…
1 year
It’s a shelf above a toilet. What’s the big deal? Oh, you thought it was a sign that said “poop?” Yeah, me too. #realestate
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…Ryan Carney…
1 year
How hot is it? Well the deer is too hot to bother getting up, and the dog didn’t feel like leaving the shade to chase the deer. 🌡️ ☀️ @sun layin the smackdown today.
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