
…Ryan Carney…
@RPCarney
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Father, Husband, Realtor, Velcren, Middle-Aged (some get half as many), poet, know it, tic-tac-toe legend, co-creator of Hannah, Ben, and Rachel 🍻
Greensboro, NC
Joined April 2009
Hey @netflix, you should livestream @thejimmyawards each year. These performers are remarkable, and the production is fantastic. @Ted_Netflix_CEO #thejimmyawards.
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Got the mail today & my daughter had ordered the Mach G Operation: Blackouts from @goodr AND used the @chasingscratch0 promo code! #parentingWins #LGLG #Natures2ndCarrot
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Probably nobody but @michaelafulton will like this 😂.@SportClips app, says 15 min wait. I join the line. Leave my house. Get to the parking lot and the wait time on the app says “you’re up in 6 mins.” Walk in the door and my wait time is 28 minutes. Bamboozeled! ✂️ bad UX.
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I really like what I’m seeing and hearing from @JeffJacksonNC NC could use a common sense, hard working, logical attorney general.
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Total road blockage with a power line lying on the ground. Can we not get someone to help with access @DukeEnergy? This isn’t safe at all. No emergency vehicle access, and a wire at ground level. I know it’s a busy day, but little help would be good. #Greensboro
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We went ahead and cashed out the kids’ 529 plans. We won’t need them, we’ve switched to a more promising investment. #1Greggy @GregChalmersPGA
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It’s a shelf above a toilet. What’s the big deal? Oh, you thought it was a sign that said “poop?” Yeah, me too. #realestate
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