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What's the secret to kicking ass in Super Smash Brothers? Getting smashed while playing!!! Here's a tip: use an exxxxxtra long straw so you can continue to refuel your tropical tummy tank w/booze, it'll keep your hands free so you don't have to put down your controller. SMAASH!!
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Who has two thumbs and and loves goodr? Ok, ok, we get it, this applies to many, many people, but most importantly: Superstar runner Kara Goucher! Let’s give her a big welcome to our ambassadr program, the goodr Flamboyance!!!
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Stop and Smell the Rosé will have you looking at the world through Olymp__n colored glasses. The signature pair of the wonderful
@karagoucher
, two-time O-word and world class rosé drinker. (We’re forced to treat is as a swear word bc of Trademark rules. LAME LAWYERS).
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We created our first NFT!!!! Soonay Games goodr Than You. We're giving away 24 NFTs, 19 on IG & 5 here. To enter, 1) follow
@gamegoodr
& the artist
@valorandvellum
2) like this Tweet & 3) tag a friend telling them what an NFT is. (No, not Nasty Flamingo Turd.) Contest ends 12/17.
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We thought our first six colors deserved a reintroduction. Re-meet the six bright beauties that took the “lame” out of “lame running sunglasses.”
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These shades are, LITERALLY, trash. These atmospheric clear frames with oceanic blue lenses are made from 100% recycled plastic, the box is made from recycled paper, and 100% of the proceeds go to
@1PercentFTP
to give back to our planet.
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Happy
#NationalSuperHeroDay
! You're a superhero now. Well, not like, actually, BUT, we sold our souls to
@wbpictures
and got to make these
@wonderwomanfilm
shades so you can feel like one.
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🎮 🦩 CLG GLASSES GIVEAWAY🦩🎮
PRIZE: 1 winner & the friend they tag will win all 3 CLG glasses
TO ENTER:
🎮 Follow
@goodr
and
@clgaming
🎮 Retweet w/
#CLGXGOODR
🎮 Tag a friend
🎮 Get 14 first bloods in a row, in a real game, j/k
Contest closes 4/25. Winner announced 4/26.
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"Houston, The Flamingo Has Landed”. Introducing Interstellar Sun Repellers! These spacey celestial six, black frames with arms to match their lenses, will have you moon-running like you’re Buzz Aldrin in 1969.
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Introducing Run, You Fools! Before Gandalf fell down the abyss with the Balrog at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm, he gave some pretty crappy advice. "Fly, you fools"? Hobbits, men, elves & dwarves can't fly, dumbass.
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We know that:
Fashion + Run = Fashun
and
Fashun - Fun = Ash
Therefore: If you don’t have fashion and fun on your run, you will spontaneously combust and become a pile of ash. It’s just plain logic.
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@ashtons430
@thelawnerd
Correction! While he is a founder, he is also our lawyer and uses his fancy law degree to keep us on the right side of corporate law and protects us from evil. Not all heroes wear capes, but we’re pretty sure a photo exists of him wearing one, is out there somewhere.
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June is Pride month and it’s almost here! Our Don We Now Our Gay Apparel shades so stylin—they’re your celebratory staple for Pride runs, Pride parades, Pride parties, Pride BBQs, Pride marches, or just because you’re like us and want to show love and support for LGBTQ equality.
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Introducing PLUTO’S A PLANET PETITION. When people see you rocking these majestic sunglasses at your next race, they won’t just think you look like a stone cold baller, they’ll know you are standing in solidarity with the coldest ball in our galaxy, Pluto.
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Hot off the grill and sizzlin right onto your face, these star spangled, red, white and booze, er blue, shades will have you singing, “America the Beautiful” at the top of your lungs while grabbing for one more cold one after your local 10k.
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ALEXI PAPPAS. Athlete. Filmmaker. Sunglasses model. And now... AUTHOR. That's right, our BFF
@alexipappas
wrote a book: "BRAVEY: Chasing Dreams, Befriending Pain and Other Big Ideas." The book launches TODAY, so we're shamelessly promoting it.
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This was a photo of Wonder Woman dressed as Wonder Woman, flying over this graphic. She wasn’t wearing sunglasses, so, we couldn’t really sell you our all-new Wonder Woman 1984 sunglasses with that photo now, could we? THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD’VE DONE, HUH?
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Flock traditional Christmas, flock consumerism and flock your relatives. This year, might we suggest wearing these to your ugly sweater party? And ONLY these. Then, whether you celebrate the actual holiday or not, we guarantee you'll have a Merry Flocking Christmas.
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All those negative stereotypes from the 80s suck, so we're interviewing real gamers to debunk the stigma. (Or better yet, smash it like a floating brick block). This week we talked to
@gamegoodr
flamboyance member
@MagicCarpetRyde
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Esports casters need screen protection too. Everyone does. Esports players, ecoaches, echeerleaders , ereferees, efans, egroupies, esports efantasy eleague eplayers, etc. But this post is for the casters. Block that blue light
@EchoThruMe
&
@richslaton
!
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There are great gaming days & not great gaming days. Those typically involve a rage quit. However, we have a solution. Use a citron as a stress ball. When you squeeze it in fury, the juice will splash your eye, causing you to scream. Then you have to quit the game.
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Your Gram Gram has (or had, Rest in Peace to all you Big Mamas, we miss you!!!) a couch. It most likely was floral and...sorry...hideous. This brand new line of sunglasses, NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S COUCH, is, well, not your grandma’s couch!
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Want more magic in your life? Just summon a pair of these enchanted goodrs and brace for impact (an exciting way of saying "wait for the mail"). Each pair conjures a mystical feeling with translucent frames and colorful dragonglass lenses.
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Want to learn more about our rad NFT and
@valorandvellum
, the rad artist who made it? Visit our rad blog, the goodrTIMES! (This post is sponsored by the word "rad." Raddening language since 1981.)
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goodr + Rabbit are giving you the chance to win a Rabbit tank and a pair of Easter Bunny Sunnies!!! Sure makes that peep-and-chalky-tasting-chocolate-filled Easter basket seem pretty lackluster, doncha think?! Enter to win TODAY!!!
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We’re all getting creative with found objects at home to use as weights. Take a page from
@AlexiPappas
' book and pull out that 80s camcorder you’ve been inexplicably holding on to. What’s your fave found object workout tool at the moment?
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Our new BFG Running Sunglasses have a new feature — NO TRIP— gradient lenses that are darker on the top and lighter on the bottom to improve ground visibility for your footing when in direct sunlight or shade.** (**cannot guarantee no trip when taking hallucinogenic substances.)
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Introducing Can I Tiki Your Fancy; wearing them will make you feel like you're sitting at a Tiki Bar on a remote island drinking a beachy cocktail & not [insert stay-at-home cortisol spiking bull crap you're dealing with here].
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If you ever go on a run (or a spiritual LSD journey) in the desert, make sure you take these purple shades with orange lenses. If you start hallucinating a crying purple dragon (while Hans Zimmer plays in the background), you’re gonna want him to see your eyes. Trust us.
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You made it. You hit a few trails, yelled a few swear words, peeled off a few leeches, ignored a few calls from your ex, and now you're on top of a peak feeling like an absolute badass in your
@territoryrunco
+ goodr T-shirt & sunglasses/hat combo - PHEW!
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Introducing Carl's Inner Circle. The hipsters have done it again -- in a concerted effort to NOT be popular, they wore round frames to be "different" and...made them mainstream again. Oh, how we love a good bit of irony!
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This is
@AlexiPappas
posed here with Carl the Flamingo to show off their Super Flys and casually announce FREE SHIPPING until midnight on Wednesday. So you can send someone some goodrs that might need a pick me up right now. This offer includes yourself, as the case may be.
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goodr's CEO Carl the Flamingo said, "SQUAAAWWK!" This loosely translates to: "I'm so excited I'm eating nothing but Philly cheesesteaks for the rest of the year!"
Excited to welcome our new partners
@goodr
sunglasses who will be bringing the FUN to this year’s Penn Relays! And they have created limited edition, custom Penn Relays sunglasses which will be available for sale during Relays weekend. Stay tuned!
#2022PennRelays
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These shades are, LITERALLY, trash. These atmospheric clear frames with oceanic blue lenses are made from 100% recycled plastic, the box is made from recycled paper, and 100% of the proceeds go to
@1percentftp
to give back. Happy Mother F'n
#EarthDay
.
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We obviously want Master Chief Carl on our team! Can't wait to see who wins it all in the
@LadySpartans
Pro Series.
Debunking the gaming stigma means gamers are not couch potatoes and being a gamer is not restricted to one gender (or how someone plays a game). That's why GAME goodr teamed up with
@UMGGaming
as the presenting sponsor of the
@LadySpartan
Pro-Series Tournament!!!
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Tough times hit everyone. Even our buddy Paul Bunyan. Flannel shirts the size of your Nissan Versa don’t come cheap. While Babe was a good bud, for an ox, Paul could no longer afford his weekly grass fed steak deliveries and had to send her the way of the buffalo.
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Introducing Sorry, Not Sorry (But Actually Sorry), goodr’s Canada Day polarized sunglasses, infused with Canadian pride. Happy birthday to one of the friendliest countries in the world, eh!
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You deserve a pair of running sunglasses that will change your life. That will never happen...BUT we have designed the most world class line of one-of-a-kind high-end fashion running sunglasses the world has ever seen in world history… and they’re aptly called: Sunny Couture.
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Say hello to our newest style!!! Introducing The BFGs (Big F*cking goodrs). Designed to complement and fit runners with gargantuan craniums (or, if you just prefer more coverage).
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Introducing New Disguise Who Dis? You’re at the grocery store and spot that cheerleader from high school. PANIC TIME. Do you run away? Honestly, the best option is to put on your disguise, and by ‘disguise,’ we mean these colorful WONDER WOMAN patterned sunglasses.
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ROAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!! We usually speak flamingo, but since birds were dinosaurs first, we designed our latest color line as a tribute to our extinct friends. Hold onto your butts...introducing Dino Shades!
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f you’re looking for an edge against your competition in the gym or on the road, ty our PRO-TIP: Violets! Nothing disarms your competition quite like handing them some freshly picked lavender flowers; you try focusing with that heavenly scent!
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When we created this photo we requested 100 tacos. Look at this photo- a pithy 28 tacos. Not even enough for a meal if you ask us. Anyway, our Hope They Serve Tacos in Hell are for you taco-Tuesday lovers who saw this photo and thought...great photo, but they could us more tacos.
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Ever been to a wedding and, upon sighting your friend’s poppin’ carnation boutonniere, think to yourself, I need those on my face? Well, you’re in luck because these white shades with flower print and pink reflective lenses bring that yipee ki-yaying feel to any occasion.
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An old wives’ tale says, to prevent brain freeze on your runs, pop on Sunset “Squishee” Brain Freeze shades whilst patting your belly, rubbing your head and chanting “Squishee, Squishee!”. (Old husbands concur). Or...was it rubbing your belly? And oh...NO!!...ahhhh...BRAIN FREEZE
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Flamingo-ite is 100% a real crystal. It's also the rarest crystal known to mankind and the animal kingdom. And look at us, caring so much about our cult-like family that we went and mined as much as we could to cut them into beautiful sunglasses.
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In need of a tropical vacation but you can't get away? No worries!!! Come take a virtual vacay to NEW goodrland in Animal Crossing created by
@gamegoodr
!!! Plan a visit to Flamingo Mountain & deck yourself out in some tropical goodr duds worthy of your inner flamingo too.
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Let us be perfectly clear: squawk!!! Whoops. That was only clear to flamingos. What we meant to say was: love is love!!! Introducing: Let Me Be Perfectly Queer, purple frames with rainbow print and light purple lenses, for all of your Pride needs!
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Want to know the secret to beating the toughest video games? Make a deal with this guy. Get him nice & liquored up w/whiskey shots & you can easily negotiate the terms of your soul. Just make sure to wear a pair of these shades to mesmerize the dark lord w/his own reflection.
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BREAKING NEWS ON GTAVI!!! But first: We're giving away a
@garmin
Esports Watch & 6 goodrs. To enter, play Tropical Dash () & reply with your score. For other ways to win, see
@gamegoodr
on IG. Contest closes 6/2. Whoops, outta room, no time for GTAVI news.
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Flamboyance applications are now OPEN!!!! Every year we pick 100 people per vertical & hook them up with free sunglasses, social challenges & blah blah blah. So, if you're flamboyant af, flamboyantly apply before the flamboyant deadline of 1/25.
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Carl the Flamingo invited his Idiot Cousin, Teddy, to an early Thanksgiving feast, hoping that the shrimp feast he prepared would help change Teddy’s hideous feather colors to pink like his own gorgeous plumage. Alas, it failed.
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Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? How is that even up for debate?! It takes place on Christmas Eve, features a Christmas party & includes three Christmas songs. So tell your wrong friends they're wrong by donning these festive sunnies.
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What’s the funniest/grossest (not TOO much detail, please!) thing that’s ever happened to you on a run?
@UKRunChat
#ukrunchat
#goodr
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You haven’t tasted Easter 'til you’ve gotten Purple Jelly Bean Drunk.
Shop these goodrs: Purple Jelly Bean Drunk
Link:
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Carl the Flamingo is Tokyo bound in March for his first of seven marathons this year (the 6 majors plus his home town, L.A., of course). His post-run blended piña colada ice baths are his secret to success. Be sure to leave room in your suitcase for an industrial blender!
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Introducing TROI AND CRUSHER’S STRETCHING SESH. Our favorite thing to do is throw on these hot purple and black shades with pale purple lenses to get in a good stretch sesh like our soul sisters, Troi and Crusher.
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Re-meet The Originals — the rag tag bunch that started it all. If this band of weirdos can look good and run goodr, you can too!
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Introducing Driving You Coconuts & Coconuts About You. T-Shirts are out. G-Shirts are in. Originally, we made them shaped like the letter 'G,' to fit giraffe bodies, but giraffes refuse to wear clothes because they're dirty nudists. It was a huge disaster.
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Teeth in or teeth out tonight? Regardless, we know the answer to “goodrs on or goodrs off tonight,” is always: goodrs ON. These teal, flower-enveloped shades with burnt orange lens will keep you looking fresh whether you are rocking those pearly whites or not!
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Running into the weekend like...Satan! Or, at least not like Cindy, this really doesn’t look pleasant for her.
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Carl’s Dirty Dozen! 7 saucy shades with the marathon city 2019 text printed on the frame and the city outline on the arms. One pair for each of the majors, and a bonus style to include our hometown, LA. Collect all 7 in your quest for world domination. First stop, Tokyo.
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The best games allow you to have pets & our dream is to have a Basset Hound in-game, named Bosley after our very own late, great Bosley the Basset Hound. LLTK (Shout it! LONG LIVE THE KING!). So tweet your fav game developer & demand they put a Basset Hound (or 6) into the game!
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Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
Link:
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Tigers are amazing. Their saliva is an antiseptic, their urine smells like buttered popcorn, and their crystals infuse wearers with self-confidence. Introducing Tiger's Eye Gazing. Put on these tiger's eye-inspired lenses and you'll have the inner strength to accomplish anything.
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In honor of our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, these beauties rival his unbelievably pink feathers and shockingly teal eyes. Try these on your next run to be transported to Carl’s flamingo yacht, where the piña coladas flow and beautiful flamingos flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
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WONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMANWONDERWOMAN. This is the actual code used to make this video. Code was different in the 80s. Fewer 0s and 1s, more WONDER WOMANS.
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Don’t outpace Betsy Ross. She’ll throw a ‘bow to the nose. Poor Chris here woke up, concussed and alone, seriously regretting this outfit choice, which he only chose because he was running with Betsy. He was, glad for the goodrs, which did a stellar job concealing his black eyes.
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We're 2 weeks into the New Year, and last night you got so hungry from the calories you've cut you swung through taco bell and ate alone in your car. How much better would it be if you accepted yourself as you are and ate those 24 tacos beachside with your BFF? End taco shame!
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Remember that book 1984? Was there something about rats eating a face? Hopefully that doesn’t happen in
#WonderWoman1984
, which inspired these neon emblazoned shades. Gross. Not the shades, these are rad. Can’t stop thinking about that rat situation.
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You all know the early American flag, with a circle of 13 stars for the 13 colonies, a design created by Betsy Ross in 1776. Well, these are NOT that. On the side, Betsy Ross was a hustler, sewin’ and slingin’ sunglasses before they were even INVENTED.
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There are families that argue politics at every meal, and families of sunglasses, like these sleek Batman-themed brothers. They’re part of the DC Family. And now, you can be a part of our family by buying these shades!
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At an age when we were watching Disney Afternoon and drinking Crystal Pepsi every day, these kids are logging miles with
@100mileclub
- So, yeah...you should probably get a pair of Run Like a Kid shades to fund two of these kids so they don’t end up like us.
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Not the Mama! Not the Mama! If you're lucky enough to remember the show Dinosaurs on TGIF, then you remember this hilarious refrain. It probably made you yuck and you remember it fondly! If that's the case, do yourself a favor and DON'T YouTube "not the mama" right now.
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Did you know cheersing pitchers of beer helps increase bicep size by, like, a lot? While that isn't necessarily our goal this year, your arms will be resembling Madonna's in like five happy hours. Your friends will be like, "OMG Slay!! What workout plan are you on?"
#ThanksCarl
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Our Breakfast Run to Tiffany’s black on black Runway goodrs will have you naming your cat “Cat” and rocking Givenchy on your next run. (Just don’t blame us for that Givenchy dress not sweat-wicking. We handle the sunglasses’ performance, the rest is on you).
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All right, all right, all right… we see that glazed look in your eyes… and we know it's not fatigue from that morning workout. Looks like someone has been taking a hit from the sweet stuff. Of course, we are talking donuts. No judgement here, everyone deserves a donut or seven.
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Carl the Flamingo is spiraling into a tunnel of endless love. Because love is love is love is love is love is love is love...you can too with our Don We Now Our Gay Apparel shades!* (*Endless love spiral not guaranteed)
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They say the eyes are the window to the soul.
We think this is true, and found proof after watching runners and casino goers alike leave their runs and games with sunken, dim eyes. Nobody wants to see that, so cover up your exhaustion with our new Dead Soul Eye Shields!
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Our Betsy Ross’ Side Hustle patriotic shades are perfect for patriotic holiday races, or just sitting on your lazy ass grillin’ in your backyard like Carl here. Because sitting on your lazy ass is truly America’s pastime.
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Re-introducing our BFGs. Take it from this big a$$ tree - big is glorious. So glorious that we made these six shades for those of you with glorious big a$$ heads, or those of you with regular heads who prefer more coverage while you’re chasing after your glorious big a$$ dreams.
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If y’all don't know, Blade Runner is a pretty bleak syfy movie set in a grimdark 2019 LA. We thought the Blade Runner LA of 2019 was pretty bad, but then 2020 happened and...ugh.
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You don’t have to be Irish, drunk or a leprechaun to find a pot of gold on St. Paddy’s Day. Just throw on these white framed, green lensed beauts and run to Blarney Castle to find the infamous good luck stone...Or maybe just to your local bar where pints of green beer await!
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Side effects of wearing these NEW glowing Radioactive Spectral Spectacles may include the ability to see dead people.* And if you don't like that, you can GLOW to hell. Bwahahaha!!!
*This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
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When you're on the trails, you relax, because there's no one to impress. Wrong. The trees are judging you. The clouds are talking smack. If you want to clap back at that a-hole Mother Nature, cop this sunglasses/hat combo and T-shirt we created with
@territoryrunco
.
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This image of goodrs on a pile of cotton snow was created to subliminally influence you to connect goodrs with the holiday season, thus causing you to purchase numerous quantities as gifts for your loved ones. Did it work?
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Meet the COSMIC CRYSTALS, a new celestial era. We have manifested 12 new crystal-bathed goodr sunglasses to guide you in setting your deepest Intentions.
Link:
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All women should be celebrated like superheroes every day. So, if you see a woman, follow her around and tell her how amazing she is. Actually, wait, no. Bad idea. Get her these
#WonderWoman1984
sunglasses! They're BACK IN STOCK!
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The air is cold & bitter (just like you) and National Desperation Day, uh, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. This holiday is nobody's favorite except for assholes who shove their "happiness" in our faces so drown your sorrows in eye candy.
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Best cure for a holiday hangover? Feather o' the Phoenix. Before the phoenix became an endangered species, this was the colloquial term for hair o' the dog. Then sip, we mean slip, on these red shades with orange and yellow feather trim and a red lens risen from the fiery ashes.
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Introducing Adios Mutha Flocka. Counting down to vacation has never looked so good. When the clock strikes five and you throw those TPS reports in the air like you just don't care, grab these blue faded shades and yell "Adios, mutha flocka!"
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Caps off! You just earned your PHG. $35 is nothing compared to your crushing student loan debt.
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Picking your favorite mobile game, watching your favorite streamer, and messaging friends on the go can be tough with just one phone. So get multiple phones and never have to worry about only picking one thing to watch or play.
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In honor of World Mental Health Day we’d like to shine a spotlight on gaming as a method of self-care. Be sure to check out our recent blog post by badass gamer
@UncustomaryHW
to see how gaming has been an amazing self-care tool for her.
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