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Amy Miller (@amymiller) doesn’t just tell jokes on her new album California King; she holds court. Read @theclaremartin’s review. https://t.co/HasG83Hy2g

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SARA IS AT THE EDGE. A RAZOR ON THE TIP OF A SWORD, MOUNTED TO ANOTHER SWORD, TIED TO A SPEAR.

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Don we now our gay apparel.

We had @ROBOTCAITLIN on episode 1073 ‘Conspiracy Theory Colonization? The Newest Copaganda Campaign’ - listen now! https://t.co/IXFSzK2BLq @jack_obrien @milesofgray

A tradition unlike any other: @ROBOTCAITLIN visits and we break down all the Christmas Day matchups. Absolutely zero actual basketball analysis is involved. https://t.co/Pb4cPzwgVS

food service is jumpscare horror and retail is psychological horror

I’m dead my ghost is retweeting this

Ugh man getting hacked sucks so much especially when the hacker doesn’t take your money or personal data they just post something that sounds just like you and they do it in your favorite font and format ugh I hate that

Feels great on your nipples as they rigidify watching Industry Baby

SHES READY. Get yours. It’s a super soft screen print. Nothing but the best FOR THE BEST. https://t.co/sDKcEvoGTh

Up to something. Stay tuned today to get yours.

I got paid in exposure to covid variants

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And I have not gotten a haircut look the only thing I’m ready for is telling jokes and selling tees.

Also I have not touched my make up since March 2020 so I can’t put that stuff near my eye balls you’re also getting raw 40 year old face.

I do have sick tees OF COURSE

🚨 ALERT TO ALL THOSE ATTENDING SHOWS AT THE PUNCHLINE THIS WEEK 🚨 I cannot find any of my hard pants. Until they are located/bought I will be performing in sweats and asking for your understanding and forgiveness should I have done this in the notes app?