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@tjelesan
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wearer of many hats, bearer of many crosses
brooklyn
Joined September 2023
throwing a goodbye party before i leave NYC in a month…… whoomf wants to play? i'm tryna stack a fierce lineup.
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trader joe’s tote bag to be specific.
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a twinkcestous affair.
Situationship is too depressing. Friends with benefits is too dated. Slampiece is too crass. What do you call someone you fuck on occasionally?.
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i get her. before i started mones i grew my eyebrows and mustache as much as i could for 3 weeks as a last hurrah.
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argentina and spain sneak.
“Worldwide Latina Belt” is lowkey one of the most useful geographical terms I’ve acquired in the past several years
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this is how it feels to try to have a conversation with a gundled gay guy
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WHITE NONBINARY TRADE HAS ZERO MUTUAL FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM
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talked to the nowadays bouncers about this last night and they said they’d do it again 😹.
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these days i walk around asking myself “who in here has seen my fridge tweet?….” all i have to say is please don’t stop inviting me to your house. i wouldn’t do that to You.
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rolling fiercely and scrolling through my phone while i send every single funny i see tweet to everyone. a ki. bitch. a ki.
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going up to the barista after zohran wins ny: hi can i get a mashallahte with oat milk.
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this happened to me the other day and every time i remember i kick my feet and look up at the sky to show gratitude to whoever is above.
a femme dragged me around the bar by my belt buckle all night
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