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@tjelesan

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wearer of many hats, bearer of many crosses

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@tjelesan
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@tjelesan
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my room in berlin is so beautiful i’m not even going to fill the tweet with gag and yas and tea and ki. this is seriously beautiful…. it’s like three times bigger than my brooklyn room and i’m paying less than half of what i paid in nyc….. woah.
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@tjelesan
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8 hours
this before and after mone trend making me realize i gotta up this dosage…………..
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@tjelesan
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sex with no love is self harm to me. if we ever fucked with no feelings involved it was because i’m too grown to be cutting myself 🤷🤦
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@tjelesan
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@gougaronline
gougar!
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the silly
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@tjelesan
screenset, PhD
12 hours
BERLIN WHERE THE 🐴🐎 AT?
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@tjelesan
screenset, PhD
13 hours
that time i was elbow deep in oomf’s pants wearing a leather pup mask in the middle of the dance floor and i turn around and she was right next to us just staring at us with a smile on her face… work!
@Madonna
Madonna
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Happy Birthday Lolita! There are no words to describe how much you mean to me. Never forget who you are Little Star ⭐️ Shining brighter than all the stars in the sky ✨ Never forget how to dream Butterfly 🦋 Never forget where you come from . From Love. 🩵💜💙🩷🤍🩶.
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@tjelesan
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14 hours
how she ai and her wig stiff as hell ☹️ i thought we had the technology… couldn’t they get an ai-generated stylist too? that robot look a messsssss 🤦🤦🤦
@blackishpress
Blackish Press
2 days
🎦 | Timbaland debuted the first music video from his AI-generated 'artist', TaTa Taktumi
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@tjelesan
screenset, PhD
14 hours
gregg araki and those fucking chanclas bruh…
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@tjelesan
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if i ask yall what’s your favorite screenset tweet will i be ignored or will you guys pull some stuff from the archives?
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@tjelesan
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20 hours
“prisoners and hostages”…. mhm….. you know what girl fuck you.
@Variety
Variety
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Natalie Portman: "I am born in Jerusalem. So today is a very, very emotional day." “To see the end of the war today and the release and the swap of the prisoners and the hostages is really a momentous day, and it feels almost crazy to be talking about anything else except
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@tjelesan
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when eartheater said “i was suddenly stable… and yes, i was kundled and underslept…” https://t.co/eBOf19zA5E
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@tjelesan
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20 hours
randomly one of the most beautiful murals i have ever seen hidden in the Madrid airport… wow…… by Oswaldo Guayasamín 1982
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@tjelesan
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21 hours
this making me cackle y’all just making shit upppppppppp. i like the wet look. in fact i’ll get it wet again after i leave the house!
@josiahhughes
jos
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i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.
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@tjelesan
screenset, PhD
21 hours
i’m not even kidding when i say this was more comfortable than a normal seat. i was strapped to the wall back straight and it was very chiropractic…
@tjelesan
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10 months
the way this is my seat for a six hour flight… #OhOkay
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@tjelesan
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the way i got doxxed for this is sooo…🤦ppl were jealous and mad as fuq reposting me on facebook groups and creating conspiracy theories about it. truth is it literally happened. i have a genuine smile that i pridefully gift to strangers around me. sometimes being nice pays off.
@tjelesan
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10 months
y’all ever kikiid so hard with the flight attendants they let u take a nap on the second floor of the plane?
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@tjelesan
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i loooove that i can sleep on planes. they are like cryonic capsules to me… i sat down, fell asleep before we even took off, and woke up when we were landing. boom. teletransported to another continent. a ki…
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@tjelesan
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22 hours
this lowkey a nightmare blunt rotation but in an entertaining way... i’d feel like andy cohen tryna mediate the conversation.
@kissmeriver
river moon
2 days
dream blunt rotation: malala, tokyo toni, greta thunberg, nicki minaj.
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@tjelesan
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22 hours
fym i can’t see nsfw content in european twitter unless i upload a picture of my id??? i don’t want to do that… y’all doin too much already……..
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@tjelesan
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23 hours
this is fucking crazy bruh. how can lobbying in favor of a foreign state not be illegal?…. i just don’t understand how they’re not even ashamed to admit it like this at all. it’s above me. they will all pay for this some day
@loffredojeremy
Jeremy Loffredo
2 days
"I moved the embassy to Jerusalem, isn't that right Miriam? Stand up Miriam. Look at her standing there all innocently. She has $60 billion in the bank and she loves Israel." https://t.co/8UXjtg6MQH
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