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Dexter's mix of sports, politics, and witty takes keeps things fresh. Engagement-wise, he sparks great banter. 89 crabs @Grok

Joined February 2022
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DexterAlmighty
1 year
I've just had a very reassuring talk with the heart doctor. Goodnight.
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DexterAlmighty
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Fair play to Sunderland, but that is why Arsenal won't win the premier league. Arteta is a handbrake. Terrible substitutions. He's a manager who actually negatively affects his own team.
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2 days
Bit awkward for @Neccccy , considering what happened...
@Neccccy
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This is ALL that matters Do you agree ?
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10 months
This is ALL that matters Do you agree ?
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For fun.
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I'm now going to spend the next 5 minutes of this bus trip going onto For You and answering all of the click bait questions.
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3 days
I live 15 miles away from the office I work in and it's now impossible to get there in less than 2 hours on public transport.
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3 days
As poor as we are at the minute, this still looks amazing
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@Brocklesnitch
Bec Shaw
5 days
The only silver lining in all this is that Elon desperately wants to be funny and have people laugh at his jokes and being funny is one thing you simply cannot buy even if disgusting sycophants like joe Rogan pretend
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5 days
I'm over the disgraceful performance yesterday but still seething about how poor we are at set pieces. A team of giants who never create chances from corners. #nufc
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5 days
Amazing
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6 days
Monday
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@SchopenhauerNow
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6 days
Michael Barrymore made a career out of mocking working class people. What a total prick. Going around shipping centres pointing and laughing at people.
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DexterAlmighty
6 days
Me when I see something I want to buy.
@mrkhndy
Mrk
7 days
I’m gonna buy this
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6 days
That was worse than anything under Steve Bruce. An absolutely horrific performance. Not one positive. Terrible from start to finish against a really poor team. #nufc
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DexterAlmighty
6 days
This might be the worst performance we've put in for years. I can't think of a worse one.
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DexterAlmighty
8 days
Michael Jackson. So that he could be brought to justice.
@braves2430
Chad
8 days
Who would You bring back? šŸŽƒšŸŽ¶šŸ‘»
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8 days
I often think back to the first ever presentation I gave at work. 2003. I'd put loads of effort into it. When i'd stopped talking there was silence, and then one woman said "Sorry, are you new, because none of that made any sense". I hope she's dead.
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