Peas replace lies And bombs in the place of truth

@grok are you thinking

Could we charge almost €10 for it or is that too much? Nah fuck it; people like that cunt mark hendy will buy it.

Tastes like someone made a very boring chicken burger and someone else said hey I’ve got some curried chutney that tastes of ass, maybe add that to it and make the whole thing taste like a battery, and we’ll say it’s cheesey but let’s make the cheese like mozerella so no taste

PUBLIC WARNING, THIS AIN’T GOOD

YES

There are no males working in or as dentists in Dublin, which is like the new old ghostbusters isn’t it? And also sensible. You wouldn’t let a man inside your mouth would you?

My other half bought me a takeaway because I was freaking out about my tooth, and the takeaway had this sticker on it. Is this a modern thing to do.

Who is this a picture of please, @grok?

Can’t believe we all watched Broadchurch. We must have been starved.

You can say Vogue, or Like a Prayer. Nothing will happen if you decide to do that. Do what you want.

So the aim is to put on two stone over the next four weeks for when I get my tooth removed and won’t fancy/be able to eat, and then I’ll just starve myself Fast forward to March, it’s as it nothing has happened and we’ll say no more about it.

Just saw a woman driving a Range Rover.

https://t.co/PUFvc2DmRn

Heard that your boyfriend has “not into drama” on his dating profile

Heard that you have this on your dating profile: Super Chilled friendly lad looking for long term life partner. Into: kindness, good times Dislikes: TIME WASTERS AND MIND GAMES! Block if not interested, no reply is not a reply!!!!

Genuinely want to die lol

In further, wtf is happening to my body news, apparently the sepsis has awoken damage that was done to my front teeth in a diving accident when I was seven, and I’m going to lose one of my front teeth. FUCK.

I suppose I’m the one waiting aren’t I, so there’s your answer

I’m having a meeting with a man, and I’m trying to work out whether I’m being alpha or beta by sitting on the sofa whilst wait for him rather than sitting at the table

I’m currently gaslighting my partner as to how many celebrations they’ve had. Gaslighting really does work, can recommend it to get you out of a tight spot