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Historical thriller author. Unforgivably liberal. DMs open if you play nice. Amazon author page: https://t.co/BKBNLvBeUd

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Jeffrey Epstein's Ranch Won $85 Million in the Oklahoma Lottery Two Days After He Went to Prison. The Company That Printed the Ticket Belonged to His Palm Beach Neighbor. The Store That Sold It Belonged to The Neighbor's Former Colleague. And The Ranch, Which Was Never Searched,
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A former Fox News host, who paid to settle a sexual assault case, is Secretary of the Department of Defense. The former head of World Wrestling Entertainment, who is accused of covering up the sexual abuse of minors, is over the Department of Education. A heroin addict accused
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BYE KRISTI!! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป
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OK, who's the fucking comedian?
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Omg this is hilarious.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Omg this is hilarious.๐Ÿ˜‚
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Former Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, a creature who makes Katie Miller look like Mrs. Santa Claus after smoking a pound of sinsemilla, got shitcanned by Trump. He named her the, get this, "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas." https://t.co/0fJRk8P0ZV
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Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, You say that Donald Trump โ€œloves our troops.โ€ So, once again, I want to know why that is. Is it because he received 5 deferments (for a fake medical condition) from the draft during the Vietnam War? Or is it the time he bragged that โ€œavoiding STDsโ€ was his
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Robert Duvall has just passed away at 95. He played Tom Hagan in two of the greatest movies ever made but let's not forget his other great roles in THX-1138, Falling Down, Network, Colors, etc. RIP Robert Duvall. You never turned in a bad performance.
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National security threat and indicted crook Tom Barrack apparently also knew Epstein better than he let on. Instead of naming things after Trump, maybe they should be named after Epstein.
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KT "Special MI6 Operation"
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Whooops: Tom Barrack, the US Ambassador to Turkey is asked by Epstein to send photos of 'child' to make him smile
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Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod did a Trump impression so painfully accurate it feels less like comedy and more like a deposition transcript. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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SSA telling suicidal callers 'suicide is only one option'? That's weapons-grade evil from an admin hellbent on gutting SS. I've been there- it's a cry for help, not a nudge to the edge. It's time to fight back. https://t.co/8MnNu65Wy0 #SocialSecurity #TrumpAdmin #MentalHealth"
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Bondi's DOJ hearing was a masterclass in deflection &insults. Rep. Garcรญa called her out: 'worst AG in our history' & 'instrument of Trump's lawless agenda.' Then the burn book photo, searching Democrats who dared read Epstein files? #EpsteinFiles
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As Bad Bunny takes the world by storm at his #halftime show, Kid Rock is busting his balls to see who can draw the fewest people: He or Melania's movie. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
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Right about now, I can see former New England coach Bill Belichick pulling on a helmet. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
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How savvy for Amazon's press office to highlight Melania's literary skills! #MELANIA #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaTheFilm
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The only reason, & I mean the ONLY reason, Republican Nazi scum want to abolish the 17th Amendment is because they know they'll lose the Senate as well as the House this Nov. The US Senate is hardly a democratic institution but this measure would make it even less democratic.
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Here's a tip for any undocumented migrants hiding from ICE- Buy a ticket for Melania. No one will get near you.
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